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[shlorp]

It's annoying and creepy when the bus empties out and the dude smushed up next to you still doesn't move.

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[freakyme]

It's yer purdy mouth.

[shlorp]

I think he wanted to lick the dried mustard on my shirt but was too shy to ask. I would've let him. Silly man.

[dinkydo]

did you ask him if he'd like a complimentary knee rub? meaning your knee on his nuts?

[shlorp]

I would've, but I don't know how to say "complimentary knee rub" in Spanish.

[ryl]

It's pronounced "vamos!"

[cp]

It's prolly cold out, maybe he just liked the warmth. Benefit of the doubt and all. :)

[shlorp]

It was 78 degrees in Pasadena today, so I don't think that was it! :)

[first_lobster]

Once that happened and I was reading and listening to my ipod and I didn't realize that the train had cleared out and this girl looked at me all weird and was snotty like, "Can you please move over." As if I WANTED to sit next to her.

I hold a grudge.