Ticking everything off my list of things to do this year is coming along nicely ( Read more... )

Today is by far the longest day of my life at Doubleday. I've been refreshing the Sydney Morning Herald site for updates for 4 hours now, getting obscenely excited whenever a new article appears. I can't keep doing this to myself. I must get out. Now ( Read more... )

There's a kitty in our life but it doesn't have a name yet. It's white with ginger/brown patches on it's head, back, tail, chest and behind it's knees ( Read more... )

Ho ho fucking ho,
What a crock of shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
We do all the fuckin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho fucking ho.

Only boring people get bored.

Tonight I'm bored shitless.

Things to do in the next 12 months:

• Change jobs (to something where I don’t have time to write ‘to do’ lists)
• Set up herb garden (basil, oregano, coriander, continental parsley, bird’s eye chillies)
• Set fire to vintage car
• Move into love nest with Jordan
• Pay off loan and credit card

All of Melbourne is good except Commercial Road.

Happiest. Holiday. Ever.

What do you call a leper in a bath tub?

Stew.

*Boom tish*

Going here tomorrow night: www.lepanic.com.au

I decided to have a sickie today so I could go to the beach - but it's all gone to crap ( Read more... )

Downloaded a Triple J podcast of the Coldcut mixtape. It rocks! So does the green tea with jasmine I'm drinking.

I'm seriously considering a job offer to write promo material for Tony Robbins. Am I hitting an all new ethical low point? Very much so ...