And you wouldn't have wan't those guys, anyway. As they got richer, they'd insist you change. Bleach your hair. Get breast implants, lipo, lip implants, botox, until eventually you would look like some freakish version of yourself. And then he'd divorce you for someone younger.
attempt to compile a list of old school 'friends' who have amounted to less than mefordmadoxfraudJanuary 1 2007, 20:35:20 UTC
You're hilarious, dear.
And about those two guys? I dunno, maybe your rejection is such a painful, stinging weapon that they gave up on romance altogether to singlemindedly pursue mind-numbing careers in high finance.
I did a crap reply to this, didn't I? The best thing is to eat cake. Personally I have a nice half bottle of port from Christmas that I'm very tempted to break into, too.
There is no such thing as a crap reply! In fact, my original intention was to tell you that he was a prat, whereas, you distinctly are not (I got caught up in writing my dissertation and lost almost 2 weeks of my life - hence no reply).
On our 'date' to the cinema he got his mates to go along and sit a few rows back so they could watch him 'score'. In the end they just ended up making leery remarks. Man, it was dreadful..
Cake and port - a good desert, although not that I need anymore desert, EVER!
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And you wouldn't have wan't those guys, anyway. As they got richer, they'd insist you change. Bleach your hair. Get breast implants, lipo, lip implants, botox, until eventually you would look like some freakish version of yourself. And then he'd divorce you for someone younger.
So really, poverty's not so bad!
(I'm not really helping, am I?)
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And about those two guys? I dunno, maybe your rejection is such a painful, stinging weapon that they gave up on romance altogether to singlemindedly pursue mind-numbing careers in high finance.
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Happy new year.
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On our 'date' to the cinema he got his mates to go along and sit a few rows back so they could watch him 'score'. In the end they just ended up making leery remarks. Man, it was dreadful..
Cake and port - a good desert, although not that I need anymore desert, EVER!
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You clearly should, in hindsight, have made him buy you a mega-size coke and then let his mates watch you pour it over his head.
That's entertainment.
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