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It was the best new year's eve ever. It had to be: this is the first time I've spent new year's with friends and substances instead of with family and Dick Clark. People came to our house and we drank and smoked. I drank more than anyone, and was a total fool. There's now video footage of me being drunk and high, and I'm not sure how I feel about ( Read more... )

Dear Mr. Christiansen,
            In this program1, a banana is used as a substitute for a human penis in a demonstration of how condoms should be used.
            I must tell you, Mr. Christiansen, as I have told representatives of WETA, that our industry finds such usage of our product to be totally unacceptable. The choice of a banana rather ( Read more... )

So, I'm really excessively glad that I'm taking this Zen class pass/fail, and have thus pretty much blown it off all semester to this point. Because, really, I *am* a senior and, truthfully, I *do* deserve a lighter load and, to be frank, I have *far* too much on my plate (what with those lingering incompletes and such) to even entertain the notion ( Read more... )

Highlight of Fall Break: getting drunk (while getting paid) at work. Lowlight of Fall Break: puking on Freddy's cute white flip flops after getting drunk (while getting paid) at work ( Read more... )

So, I ended up getting a Motorola Razor and a Verizon plan. What with the tower on top of Barrett, and the general consensus that Cingular sucks in Williamsburg, it was hard to resist. Perhaps I'll regret it later, but I'm damn confident in my decision at the moment. Also, the Razor is just fucking cool ( Read more... )

So, I need a new cellphone. I've actually needed one for a long time, but I've just now admitted it to myself and decided to do something about it. Would anyone like to recommend a particular brand/phone/plan? I'm new to this whole contract-laden purchasing thing ( Read more... )

Fatigue. I've had more than my share of it recently. Summer's coming to ( Read more... )

The scene is Meridian Coffeehouse, specifically the front porch. Sean is sitting on the swing and Crystal is sitting on a chair nearby. The two of them engage in the following dialogue ( Read more... )

The scene is Dupont Hall, Room 200. Zach Dunn, a heterosexual student researcher, walks in at 1pm to find that his gay roommate, Sean Barker, is still sleeping, hours after the former had left for work. The noise of Zach's movement wakes Sean, and the following dialogue ensues ( Read more... )