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sicklarry

Forced Update

Feb 20, 2005 17:25

So, I guess it's been a while since i last updated. I'm sure you all were wondering about the exciting adventurious journies I'v been taking with all of my spare time. Um... I have to be honest with you guys, I rarely remember what goes on in my life, so here's a game: For those who know me on a more day to day basis, remind me of something I did ( Read more... )

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isis2717 February 21 2005, 06:31:04 UTC

Remember that time you were on the way to school on your bike and got attacked by a herd of intoxicated squirrels? Cause I dont but I'm sure you'd love to tell me about it

sicklarry February 23 2005, 01:10:51 UTC

O YEA! I remember that now... it was a couple weeks ago, when that giant MGD truck tipped over. It happened early in the morning so by the time I started riding my bike to school, the booz had frozen along with a supprise I would not soon forget. For earlier, when the truck first tipped, a pack of squirrels were near by who had just gotten out of an AA meeting. Their small noses picked up the smell, and the rodents quickly lost control and drank with no regards to their formar goals. Unfortunatly, the squirrels we so busy boozing it up to notice the cold air, and they all froze to the sidewalk! About four hours later, I arrive at the scene riding my bike. I was just going to pass through, but the truck wreckage and frozen squirrels triggered my thirst for danger. As I approched, the sun began to rise behind me and bear down on the squirrels beguinning to thaw them. I quickly realized I had to get out of there, but as I turned to run I could already hear the slurred, drunkin squeeks of the squirrels comming back to life. I ( ... )

limeelf7891 February 22 2005, 05:27:01 UTC

Maybe something about Saturday night and our search for Dominoes.

sicklarry February 27 2005, 00:24:02 UTC

Ahhh... that's to real, i can't think of anything to write. Spice it up, and then we'll talk.

grass_eyes February 25 2005, 18:15:36 UTC

Remember the time you got hit by a yacht after church?

sicklarry February 28 2005, 03:56:32 UTC

Ahh... that's when the super rich decided to flood the world. Bad day for the world, let me tell you. I had just gotten out of church, back when I still lived in denver, and as I was walking to the small house on the same property I heard a slight rumbleing. At the time I thought it was nothing bad. In fact, I raced into the church to tell everyone the Earth was shaking apart in my normal joking fashion. Chuckeling to myself, I wandered back outside only to find a GIANT WAVE of water hurteling twords me! Having almost no time to react, I quickly ran to the store and bought a life jacket for everyone. I then sprinted back to the church and helped secure them onto the children and elderly. THE WAVE WAS ALMOST APON US!! So, I filled a few hundred bags with sand and made a wall to help deflect the crushing water. WE WERE RUNNING OUT OF TIME!! With mere millesecends left, I informed the presedent via email of the news. He said there was nothing he could do, his hands were aparently tied planting nuclear where there wern't ( ... )