So you've all probably been thinking that I've disappeared. You're all very wrong. The people I was haunting went and moved, and then new people showed up and well, they didn't tolerate the haunting so well. Damned exorcists ( Read more... )

I was going to introduce someone to you all last night, but I was I busy messing with electricity so some people could only watch the commercials of the show they wanted to watch. I am in fact a very mean ghost.

But I wanted to tell everyone to go and introduce themselves to Rob Lowe -- he's that guy who who was on that show, and then in that ( Read more... )

With the Welcome Wagon’s recent decision, I obviously became very worried about my journal and how it would be received from here out. I emailed Linda the Welcome Lady since I am, comparatively, new. She told me to have no fear because I was a ghost, not a dead person reincarnated, and because, basically, I wasn’t Hitler. I'm sure there are ( Read more... )

and without going into all the PC disclaimers...

Happy Mother's Day!

I could go off on a tangent about how wonderful my own mother was, but people would then probably say I have an unresolved Oedipal complex.

Why aren't they showing Psycho as part of the Mother's Day Movie Marathon? It is certainly a movie about loving mom.

Two psychologists are walking toward each other on the street. As they pass, one says "Hello." The other thinks to himself, 'I wonder what he meant by that...'

If things had gone awry 147 years ago the punch line there would probably be something about the stimulus that caused such a response.

From "Escape" which appears to also be dubbed "The Piña Colada Song"

So I waited with high hopes
And she walked in the place
I knew her smile in an instant
I knew the curve of her face
It was my own lovely lady
And she said, "Oh it's you."
Then we laughed for a moment
And I said, "I never knew."I'm just curious... this is a song about a guy who is ( Read more... )

So I was perusing LiveJournal, and I found a community for pregnant teenagers. I won't be judgmental about 15 year olds thinking it is just the best thing ever to be pregnant with their eternal love's child. I will pass judgment on the names they have chosen for their future offspring ( Read more... )

Because I only decide to use my omnipotent powers sometimes, I didn't see the world figure skating championships until today when they were actually shown on TV. Plus, you know, when I look up figure skating it always turns into porn, so I was curious if it would hold true on ABC prime time as well ( Read more... )

For all the people (and partners of people) competing in the world figure skating championships this weekend and into next week:

Right click to download (or whatever you do with a Macincrap Macintosh ( Read more... )

... because I'm an action figure!


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