whenever i go through a particularly stressful period in my life my eyelids twitch. they've been twitching every day for the past month or so. my dad told me his right eyelid (or was it the left?) would twitch whenever something bad was about to happen. he was really superstitious ( Read more... )

emily, you left hole in the car. your fault. it's mine again. thanks emily, i love you!

And I'm the one with no soul...

my mom and i went to publix and after unloading the groceries into the car, i pushed the cart aside. there was no cart station nearby. i should've propped it up onto a curb or something, which i USUALLY do, but i didn't. stupid move (or lack thereof), but plenty of people leave the cart wherever they had it; i guess i just didn't think about it ( Read more... )

Since talking about Lolita I've listened to "Don't Stand So Close to Me" like five times.

I just saw a commercial for this pet odor and stain remover. It's called UrineGone. I got a kick out of it.

"My house smelled like one big litterbox."

"This litterbox looks clean, but smells mean."

"This product has an appetite for urine."

Sorry, I'm easily amused.

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i slept with my curlers in my hair like an old lady. now i have an afro. i look like shirley temple if she got in a fight with a bear. my hair has NEVER been this curly. if i feel like being made fun of i might take a picture. i might not ( Read more... )

the weather here has been unusually nice for this time of year i think.

i'm sick. and i'm tired. i'm sick and tired. and i'm bored. la la la ( Read more... )

liz, i hope you're ok what with those explosions and all. i know it's nowhere near you and it supposedly wasn't that harmful, but still...be careful in that big scary city.