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My cable company is starting a "green" campaign, and going paperless. To help spread the word about how much paper they're saving, they have begun mailing letters to their customers describing how they won't be wasting any more paper on mailing.

Someone needs to be fucked in the ass with a hedgehog.

The Onion has pinned down my primary source of conflict between myself and the women in my life: They're always trying to get me to DO shit. =D

Real posts coming Soon ("Soon" is a registered trademark of Sony Online Entertainment, and is defined as a period of time that exists sometime between "Now" and "Never").

My wife and my friend Shehan got together to play Rock Band, which he's just acquired for his 360. Meg was pleased that Shehan has stopped using the term "Rock out with our cocks out" to describe these sorts of evenings ( Read more... )

Last night my Christmas Cracker had a plastic whistle in it. Of course, I made sure to make extensive use of it at the party. I even hung it around my neck. My wife tried to make me get rid of it ( Read more... )

Meg got the tree up! Pictures once it's fully decorated.

Thank you hon ^_^ I like lights that are pretty colors.. I'm such a simpleton at this time of year ^^;;

Not all Christmas memories are warm and fuzzy in the tv-commercial sort of way ( Read more... )

Because I'm fairly certain that my little Beckett is the only kitty on earth who has not yet been made into a lolcat:


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At the time, it was the largest man-made explosion ever. It wouldn't be surpassed in size and devastation until Hiroshima.

The Halifax Explosion flattened my city in 1917 during WWI, and killed more Nova Scotians in the blink of an eye than the war itself. I can't really think of a comparable disaster to bring up to my American friends. It wasn ( Read more... )