Comments | silver_solitude: Alex + 2 swords = really scary

silver_solitude

Alex + 2 swords = really scary

Feb 23, 2006 21:23

Summary: Alex looks through her closet for better weapons. Now she has more shiny sharp things to poke people with. Talk about scary. It's long because I'm annoyingly wordy.

( “What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.” )

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Text Message to Alex ratiocinative_ February 24 2006, 06:48:42 UTC

I would ask what grade school could possibly employ weapons training, but then I forget myself. This is after all you we're talking about.

If you feel confident enough with them, then I trust your judgement.

((OOC: PHELIOS! *does a happy dance*))

Text Message to Tseng silver_solitude February 24 2006, 06:59:50 UTC

Grade school is for chumps. Weapons training and Combatives are far more important. There's nothing like true spontaneous violence that teaches a good lesson or two.

I was merely alluding to that fact that your role as Turks leader seems to have dwindled to that of a grade school teacher's, but perhaps I'm wrong. Yes, I'm quite an unique individual. Thank you.

Just checking in, since I know how much it irks when I actually do it.

((OOC: Phelios is like Alex's bane XD Tseng must really enjoy Alex's extreme snarkiness. Bet Tseng wishes he knew Phelios so he can call him for a few pointers on how to shut her up XD))

Re: Text Message to Alex ratiocinative_ February 24 2006, 19:57:37 UTC

Perhaps if so many of my direct subordinates did not behave as willful, spoiled children I would not have to modify my response in turn.

I am told kindergarten provides many of the social building blocks most of us require to function as normal human beings. Perhaps...this explains far more about you then I ever needed to know.

((OOC: Oh, you know he does. If Phelios ever came around, Tseng would insist on taking the time to hear EVERY ONE of his stories about Alex. Mwahaha. ...Gotta love when you forget to log out. *whistles*))

Re: Text Message to Tseng silver_solitude February 24 2006, 20:10:39 UTC

Willful, spoiled children? You must be thinking of another group. Your subordinates are more likely to resemble loud, rowdy, rebellious, drunken teens then any group of children can ever hope to enact. And yes, we wear that status with pride. Because it induces "Ol' Purple" to come out and say hello on your forehead. How is the old fellow these days?

Is that so? Then I find it doubtful you went through any schooling at all. Besides, the idea of normality in the Turks is almost laughable.

((OOC: That kindergarten line had me laughing my ass off XD Too bad for Tseng that Alex would never reveal her past. Maybe on their Nibelheim trip, Tseng and Rufus can double team her and make her spill some info =D))

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OOC (toooooo lazy to log out) anrixan February 24 2006, 15:14:46 UTC

and the horrible reign of Sam, the overlord of pink hearts, has come to an end.

*DIES* Oh man. Until St. Patrick's day when the Headquarters turns green. XDDDD

Oh Oh SEA! silver_solitude February 24 2006, 20:04:16 UTC

Oh, gawd... don't give her ideas o_O

Re: Oh Oh SEA! valorously February 25 2006, 04:42:18 UTC

*coughs*

...Somewhere out there, Rufus Shinra just exploded.

My, what a mess...

Re: Oh Oh SEA! danibennett February 25 2006, 04:58:36 UTC

*draws hearts around your icon*

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