It seems I have missed yet another alcohol-fueled party of Shinra's. Sad news indeed. I was hoping I could help polish off a bottle or two of Gold Saucer Vodka. That stuff sure hits the spot ( Read more... )

While I understand the weather has been warm lately due to the seasonal change into summer, I cannot understand this atrocity ( Read more... )

Headquarters is errily quiet. Too quiet. Turks are not the type to remain silent prior to April Fool's Day. I fear this must be the calm before the storm to lull those stupid enough to believe in a sense of security and serenity that is most uncharactertistic of Shinra.

Or perhaps I'm just being too cautious.

Although I must say, something feels ( Read more... )

Summary: Alex looks through her closet for better weapons. Now she has more shiny sharp things to poke people with. Talk about scary. It's long because I'm annoyingly wordy.

( “What does not destroy me, makes me stronger.” )

I found THIS waiting for me on my desk when I got in this morning. Attached a bottle of vodka. With a red ribbon.

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How did--? Who.. What the-? Why is--? Wh-... the hell is going on around here?!

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IF THIS IS SOMEONE'S IDEA OF A JOKE, I AM NOT AMUSED. *kicks desk*

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Fuck. I need to get drunk. NOW.*glances at bottle of vodka* ~ ( Read more... )

So the horrible holiday is finally upon us. If anyone needs me, I shall be out destroying the sickening decorationsThe Shinra meeting has put me in a continual contemplation mode. Can't help but feel I'm unprepared, so might fit in a few more trainings until I hear more from the others. I have to say, hearing Rufus mention my name in a mission to ( Read more... )

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February 14th is the coming of apocalypse, I just know it.

Anyone know where I can get a blow torch? Or perhaps... Reno, old man, mind if I borrow the Fire materia for a bit? There are just some papers I need to dispose of...

((Summary: Alex is bored out of her mind and decides to use the Shinra HQ facilities for some much needed training. Oh, and some thinking.))

( It was either that or stare at the clock for another five minutes, something that would likely ensure a one-way ticket into the nearest asylum. )

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I don't know if I should be glad or wary of the lack of work around here. Honestly.

At least I'm still getting a paycheck.

*twirls pen*

Just got back last night and felt I needed to post and SCREAM my gratitude to those who sent me Xmas cards which I did not receive until today. Screaming seems approriate, since all of you are miles and miles (and a few continents as well) away from me. Sorry I didn't do this earlier ~__~ So...

HUGE Thank Youto Tseng!Mun, Cait Sith!Mun, Zahna!Mun ( Read more... )