The Mrmpfle Legacy: Chapter 1.6
Welcome back to another installment of The Mrmpfles!
Previously: Squishy revealed his serious phobia of the outdoors, Gage and Peanut made another baby, Squishy aged to a slightly evil looking child, Anna spammed way too much toddler and Peanut gave birth to a baby boy named Porkchop. Hoorah!
warnings: bad language, shirtless men, cute father/son activities, occasional spam :|
previous: 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4 | 1.5
So this is Porkchop. I can't remember if I gave you his stats last time but he is neurotic and easily impressed and he likes latin music, crepes and the colour purple. (The colour, not the movie, I somehow doubt he's a connoisseur of film.) Peanut seems concerned by this.
Squishy: You know who is concerned by this? It's me. I am not impressed with this new baby bullshit.
Squishy: Oh hello Porkchop, no, I promise, don't worry about my hands around your neck. It's nothing to worry about.
Anna: I know Peanut, it's concerning but I'm sure he'll get over it.
Peanut: Huh? What?
Anna: You look worried, I assumed it was because Squish is pretend killing your new baby.
Peanut: Oh, that. No, I don't care. I'm just wondering, what the fuck is this green glowing thing?!
Know what babies do? Nothing. So we're having a party.
Peanut: Know what toddlers require? Effort. >:(
Squishy: I'M BLOWING THIS PARTY HORN IN PROTEST!
FUCK WHY! D:
Gage: YAY BIRTHDAYS! :D
Squishy: *has eyes closed*
Squishy: HOLY FUCK WHEN DID THIS HAPPEN!
Squishy: WHY IS NO ONE DOING ANYTHING?!
Anna: Gage, you're useless!
Gage: *whine* WHATDOIDOWHATDOIDOOOO????
Peanut: Omg get out of the way. *sigh* Gotta do everything myself.
Okay! We'll try again!
Success! We have a toddler! :D
He didn't get much of a makeover, everything I put him in looked...wrong. He's cute though.
Porkchop: *wails bloody murder*
Squishy: Why in the hell are you screaming like that?
Porkchop: 'Cause I'm hungry!
Anna: Oh I see you Mr. I'm displeased with my baby brother. Being all nice.
Squishy: Look, just, don't tell anyone about this. But I guess I kinda like him.
Gage is finally taking an active role in the toddler training. Not just waiting until Peanut has done most of it and then getting all the credit for it.
Gage: Phew, you smell.
Porkchop: *completely oblivious*
Squishy: Vroom vroom space horsey! Dodge the evil rocketship of dooooom!! KABLAMO! *explosion noises* OH NOES! HE'S ATTACKING! PEW PEW PEW!! QUICK! INTO THE DRESSER DRAWER OF SANCTUARY!
Finished with his potty business Porkchop is a toddler on a mission.
I'm pretty sure he wants to be just like his older brother.
Porkchop: Vwoom vwoom spacethip. Too de moon! We can wescue de space horthey! :D
Porkchop: *huggles*
Anna: *wibbles* ^^
Squishy: EEEWWWW!!! Why do I have to do this?!
Anna: Hey! Don't ask me! You did it autonomously!
Squishy: So much poop for such a little person.
Anna: ...I don't think I like the way you're contemplating that.
Since Squish had cleaned out his room Porkchop (who I'm working on a short form for..) was free to play again. So I'm free to give a short spam! :D
♥
Peanut is a surprisingly awesome mum. I love her so much, I will honestly cry when she dies. :|
Know who else is awesome? Squishy. He always autonomously cleans up, and he's not even a neat freak.
Point in case, after the disastrous birthday fire of '10 Squish was the one with the mop cleaning up. Note, neither of his parents were anywhere to be seen.
At least Gage is still keeping up with the garden. He needs it for his sciency science career. Of course, Squish hates it's very existence and wants it deader than dead but. Oh well. I like it and so does Gage.
And Peanut succeeds as a mother but fails at life.
Peanut: OH GOD MY FACE! MY BEAUTIFUL FACE! *sobs*
Squishy impulsively rolled the wish to learn the writing skill and to write a book so I impulsively decided to indulge him this. But he had to bike to the library to do it cause their broke asses can't afford no computer.
Squishy: omgomgomgomgomgomgomgomg*gasp*omgomgomgomgomgomgomg
When he gets there Peanut's partner..Darren?..is waiting for him. To be creepy.
Darren: I've got my eye on you son.
Squishy: Yea, I don't really care. But thanks anyway. PEACE OUT BIYOTCH!
Squishy: God damn, this is way harder than I thought it would be.
Anna: Yea, what does an 8 year old even write about anyway?
Squishy: Space horses.
Peanut: *prepares to drop kick toddler*
Anna: PEANUT NOOOO!
Peanut: Jokes! I was just gonna tickle him. :D
Peanut: So, do you guys like my world class meal that I prepared all by myself without burning?
Gage: Congratulations. You can prepare a salad without burning it. Is that the praise you were looking for?
Peanut: It was a little heavy on the sarcasm but that's okay honey. I know we can't all be as perfect as me.
I have no idea how he managed to do this but Gage managed to talk Squish into going outside and playing in the sprinkler with him.
Squishy: AHHH! Omg! Dad! The water is trying to attack me! *screams like a little girl*
Gage: No! It's fine! See, I'm all wet and nothing bad has happened to me.
Squishy: I call bullshit! There is plenty wrong with you!
Squishy finally gave in and I think he may even have had a little fun, not that he'd ever admit that.
After Squishy had had enough outdoors time Gage found the score of his life.
Gage: Oh. My. God. I finally get The Lonely Island.
The family got a pretty awesome score from that so I spruced up Squishy's room a bit and gave him his own computer for his writing.
And the other side. I quite like it. But I hate the glowing bunny of doom.
Glowing bunny of doom: I hate you too
Anna: *shakes fist* One day bunny, one day!!
LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY*gasp*
LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY LAUNDRY*extra big gassp*
EEEE CLOTHESLINE!
*pauses to take a breath*
Okay, so, I'm kind of in love with this aspect of Ambitions. I would make many babies with it if I could.
After my little spending spree on Squish's room the family was broke again so I sent Peanut to steal some stuff.
Peanut: *giggles manically* Hee hee hee! What will they do without that little garden lamp? MWUAHAHA!
Anna: You stole a garden lamp? There is a damned car behind you and you stole a lamp?
Peanut: Happy now?
Anna: Yes. Very. *smug*
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Mmkay! That's it for this update. I'm trying to be better about updating regularly. So I hope it's working. Also, hope you guys enjoyed it. See you next time! :D
notes: I've been gathering pictures for future updates and I've realized that after this update, there should be about three to four more updates before the generation 2 heir poll. :/ I fail at life. I just really enjoy playing the family and taking pictures, but I also want to keep the updates to around 50 pics. Which means lots of chapters. Anyway, if anyone wants to weigh in and say "You're an idiot just get a move on with it already!" or "Hey! Who cares! Go picture crazy for all I care!" I wouldn't mind a little feedback in that regards. :D thanks guys!
And as always thanks to everyone at SWG you guys are totes the wind beneath my wings. ;) ♥