Where did I leave off ( Read more... )

How to make a simon_otella
Ingredients:

3 parts anger

3 parts crazyiness

1 part instinct
Method:
Blend at a low speed for 30 seconds. Add a little lovability if desired!

Personality cocktail
From Go-Quiz.com

As dastardly as ever, I have been building on my plan to clone winged monkeys in order to snatch the rulership of the world away from George&Bill enterprises. Only this time, I've entered into partnership with a few associates (this way I get to turn grass and have years shaved off my sentence if caught ( Read more... )

Well, financial dominion over the world isn't going so well, so I might have to think of another plan to line my pockets with bullion (I have special trousers with large load-bearing pockets ( Read more... )

Well, I've been undercover for a while, pretending to be an educated fop for the last few months. My first problem was the Queen, 'gaw bless 'er ( Read more... )

I've just stolen $32 million. Seriously ( Read more... )

My LiveJournal Trick-or-Treat Haulsimon otella goes trick-or-treating, dressed up as Fia5c0.Fia5c0 tricks you! You get a wet rag.zero_butterfly gives you 8 blue orange-flavoured gummies.klarey_baby tricks you! You get a button.myke_minstar gives you 10 light yellow apple-flavoured pieces of bubblegum.a9_shatter tricks you! You lose 3 pieces of ( Read more... )

So many people have been attracted to the web, like planets to an immense black hole, that I too decided that a journal account would be the best way forward. However, I am not joining to share my angst, or to make friends with people I will never meet or car about, instead I am here for more neferious reasons ( Read more... )