In particular order:

1. call someone a slut and truly mean it.
   
2. my definition of perfect weather to exist at all times.
   
3. the ability to finish a screenplay and be happy with it.
   
4. convince the irrationally insecure of their power.
   
5. sleep-inducing cough medicine that doesn't taste exactly like a color.
   
6. an obscene tolerance for codeine.
   
7. the ability to pause ( Read more... )

Christopher Mark Hallenbeck's Aliases

Your movie star name: Eclaire Roger

Your fashion designer name is Christopher Milan

Your socialite name is Satan Amsterdam

Your fly girl / guy name is C Hal

Your detective name is Raccoon Brookwood

Your barfly name is Half Baked Martini

Your soap opera name is Mark Wingate

Your rock star name is ( Read more... )

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God thinks all blacks are obsolete farm equipment ( Read more... )

This screenplay writing process is absolutely crazy. If you want to make something good, it obviously takes a lot of time, thought and effort. Well, Aaron as_a_vagabond so graciously pointed out three characters in my latest effort, Strict Americans, are boring. I had been hiding from this, hoping that maybe writing filler would generate ideas as to where to ( Read more... )

I wrote twenty pages of my thesis today. This brings me to about seventy-five total. I cannot believe how much that is. The following weeks will be dedicated to editing the crap out of every page to make this as brilliant as a fictionalized biography can be.

Here is the latest, my favorite moment so far.

The traffic ebbed once we left the city ( Read more... )

You know what's fabulous? Becoming the master of your dream domain ( Read more... )

The strip-tease portion of my manic sexually dancing ended early, right about the time I whipped my t-shirt at Era's face.

But, all in all, it was a good night of inexplicable drunkenness (the part which goes beyond my understanding is what little volume of liquor I ingested).

[edit:] Some evidence supporting the drunk case1) Something I will not ( Read more... )

Hot damn. It really pays off to have monikers to lean to for these surveys.

Also, I wrote this today for my thesis:

Anything for which there are sessions of building endurance, acceptance and strength, off-seasons and an aura of professionalism through the eyes of children can be considered a sport. I had trained for five years to get to this ( Read more... )

A visually stunning experiment in desensitization. And the visual are not so stunning. I might venture to say they are inconsistent ( Read more... )