which is quite a rarity at that. (the majority of this entry has been erased because it was stupid and offensive)

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A day as good as yesterday is inevitably fallowed by a day so bad it it starts off with drilling, hammering, and sawing on the outside walls of my motherfucking bedroom at 9am. they must be fucking crazy to think that i wont kill them.

mommy ellis gave me roses! what a hottie, seriously i hope she wasnt kidding about going "lezbo" cuz  i'd neck ( Read more... )

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yesterday was a perfect summer day spent at Adventure Island. Early into our adventures bryan and i discovered that we had fallen into the trap of a nazi death camp. we giggled cheerfuly and continued to skip along the path. throughout the day bryan displayed his intimedating macho strengths... stealing a chair from a poor defenseless fat man, ( Read more... )

this morning i went to the gallery to retrieve my new john deere hat from Abby. its pimp, but i ended up staying untill 11 setting everything up for the show tonight because i felt bad for Sie that anyone handy with a nail and hammer,did not show up. some of the stuff is really good but just as much is realy bad. But Abbs and i set up pretty nice ( Read more... )

this morning i woke up early and ran to the bathroom to throw up my heart. my stomach bled the sorrows of cupid's arrow. and my heart conveniently plugged the toilet gaizing up at me with sad puppy dog eyes. i spat out the sweet tart after taste of vomit. still nauseous i felt my soul writhing up to the base of my tounge. i clenched my fists and ( Read more... )

its damn good if i do say so myself. but the question that this brings up is, what the fuck are mothers good for these days? i come home from work at 10:30 and there are no leftovers for me, NONE! what the hell else would a mother have to do besides make me dinner? what on earth could it be? i really want to know. i think she is cheating on me with ( Read more... )

tonight i was tipped 45 cents and was blessed by God, that fucker. Tipping at my work is of course prohibited, but i did'nt tell them about it, therefore they dont know about it. Plus the old lady was just dumping her change on me cuz she didnt want it to collecting in her pockets, she cursed me in the name of her savor to make it seem like a ( Read more... )

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