I read an interesting article tonight that suggested that the (possible) reason that mainstream satire doesn't really go after Obama is that to some extent things that are satirized become truer in people's minds. IE, if they go "he can't fix America! Wakka wakka!", people will start to think that way too, making it much more difficult for things ( Read more... )

Thanks, guys. I recorded the election, and you totally spoiled it for me!

I could survive for 1 minute, 9 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

Sho'Nuff, Shogun of Harlem

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So, I just watched the movie "Arlington RoadIf you haven't seen it, the movie is about terrorism. Here comes the spoiler... it culminates with an attack/bombing of the FBI building in Washington DC ( Read more... )

My car's name is Professor Drivearu.

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Your Mom might be dead ( Read more... )

Ever have a pretzel rod?

Ever pretend it's a cigar?

Ever, when you put the pretzel cigar in your mouth, fold your hands behind your back and bark out in a deep and raspy tone something like "GENTLEMEN! We have been presented today with an extraordinary opportunity!" or something along those lines, so long as it pretty much all starts with " ( Read more... )

Hello and welcome to SirChef-rencio's cooking corner! Tonight, we have a real treat for you... "Spiced" Manly ChickenIt's quick, easy, and good for you! Here's what you'll need ( Read more... )