GODDAMNIT!

I look like a lesbian AGAIN.

i can never, EVER get a haircut ever again.

or else i'll have to change my name to Sam.

I assume i'll eventually find a life-partner in a girl named Don (misinterpretted as Dawn).

Today, around 12:45, not twenty minutes after i had woken up, I stepped in gum. I stepped in gum in the shower.

The one time i took off my bathroom sandel to take up my pants and i actually lose my balance and HAVE to catch myself on the disgusting tile floor i.step.in.gum.

So i cut off my foot.

Today i got a haircut ( Read more... )

so....i have absolutly no reason to be able to function in normal human society.

first day of work....

first 4 and a half hours in...

and i already had to be sent to health services...in case i needed stitches.

I.Am.Incompetant.

so....I got a job...

Granted its a job in a theater, working as a bitch boy...

but its still a paying job....with the possibility or a raise...

wtf has happened to the world...

Frat Row is a staple of the Umass community. It has been around since before time. It seemed endless ( Read more... )

I dont post often ( Read more... )

you know what the worst thing about being sick and me?

Noticing that fucking Sydney doesn't call Michael Vaughn, Michael. She calls him fucking Vaughn like she used to before she lay him.
OPEN UP SYDNEY!! CALL HIM MICHAEL. Or Mike! OR PAPA BEAR.

fucking bitch...

That and i have to pee every thirty minutes.

I miss my hair.

fuckin' company.

ya know what scares me?

THE HERP