Title : Hey Baby
Author : sitiisinsane
Pairing : Kris/Baekhyun
Word Count : 1870 words
Type : Ongoing
Rating : PG-13
Warnings : Male pregnancy,language.
Summary : Kris wants a baby to complete his family (and totally not because he wants someone to pass his awfully good genes to).

You have been warned. This contains male pregnancy,so if you're not comfortable ( Read more... )

Title: Good Morning
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (married!verse)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.

This is totally cminka #39;s doing.Really.
( ‘’I’m well aware of what that magnificent penis of yours can do, thank you very much. And although I would love a repeat performance, we promised to bring the kids to the water park today. So, get your ass out of bed.’’ )

Title: Let Me Work My Magic On You
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (gangster!au)
Word Count: 2339
Rating: NC-17
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
Summary: In which Kris is tense and angry,and Baekhyun works his 'magic' on Kris.

For cminka, who wanted proper porn.JUST SHAMELESS PORN.And every single time I attempt to writeor write porn,I feel ( Read more... )

Title: Of thighs and cock-blocking sons
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (married!au)
Type: Oneshot (1362 words)
Rating: R
Disclaimer: I do not own the boys.
Summary: In which Kris and Baekhyun just want sexy times to themselves,and how their sons are still able to cockblock them when they're away.

For noble_arodwen who tweeted me this photo of Baekhyun & my ( Read more... )

Title: Kill
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (gangster!au)
Rating: PG-13
Disclaimer: I do not own the EXO boys.

This oneshot was inspired by a Chinese gangster-like movie that I watched, and also this gif. It's my first time attempting this sort of genre, so yeah...it might be quite bleah? Hehehe,also for cminka and yunhyukslover who were talking about 'gangster! ( Read more... )

Title: Janitors
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun
Rating:PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.
Summary: In which EXO are janitors,Kris is not himself when Baekhyun is around and EXO are sort of useless janitors.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THIS IS.
( Baekhyun peels Kris’s fingers off his mouth. ‘’Wow, you are really romantic. Here I am, with leaves stuck in my hair and bits of whatever, and I think that’s a chicken bone stuck in your hair and I stink and I’m kind of flattered that you’re asking me out, despite the fact that we’re surrounded by rubbish-‘’ )

Title: uhhh,i have no idea.
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris/Baekhyun (married!verse)
Rating: PG
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the EXO boys.

This is a sequel to 'Of milk,pandas & eggplants'. Again,specially for cminka who makes me want to keep writing Krisbaek.
( ‘’Well, I have contemplated that before - oww!’’ Oh, Baekhyun brandishing a wooden spatula around is totally unsafe. )

Title: of milk,pandas & eggplants
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kris / Baekhyun
Type: Drabble
Disclaimer: I do not own Kris or Baekhyun.

My first ever Kris / Baekhyun drabble! Specially for my unnie cminka , who fed me with so much krisbaek on Twitter. /has overwhelming otp feels now. It was actually inspired by this set of gifs.

( ‘’Well, I hate having eggplants in my food. But you know, I could always stick it somewhere else.’’ )

Title: kiss kiss kiss
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Eunhyuk
Type: Drabbles
Disclaimer: I do not own the SJ boys.

Inspired by the gifs. of the card kissing game.Spot for these two darlings: kingkyuhyukkeiclove <3

LET US REJOICE, KYUHYUK SHIPPERS! -CUE EVIL,SATISFIED LAUGHTER-

( ‘’You do realize that there are other appropriate moments where you could kiss me?’’ The older male questions. ‘’In the bedroom, for example?’’ )

Title: don't burn out yet, because I still love you (part 2/2)
Author: sitiisinsane
Pairing: Kyuhyun/Eunhyuk (robot!eunhyuk)
Word Count: 3025
Genre: Romance & slight angst
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Super Junior boys

Part 1 here
( ‘’Yuck.’’ But Hyukjae kisses him - soft and sweet, and once again, Kyuhyun struggles to push down the feeling of overwhelming sadness. )