The old year went out with a bang

The new year came in with a lot of bangs and sparkles. Welcome to 2022

Ralf is coming tomorrow to start the window replacing in my office at home.
that means it has to be almost empty

I got just a few hours to relocate everything.
EVERYTHING

(including this computer)

but first dinner. Ravioli. With a glass of wine.

(later I will look up in the dictionary what Panic means . . . )

Done running.

reasonable speed (40 minutes, between 5 and 6 Km) not to the top of the hill but around it.

Running trough densely wooded and under-grown terrain on narrow paths. And it's dark . . . fun.

alo proof that I still have a reasonably good night vision.

How bad is it that 14h or work feels normal.
Per day.

- What a crazy habit is that, carrying a rabbit-foot with you all the time.
- But. It brings luck.
- Oh? So? Have you actually had luck because of it?
- Sure did. See, the other day my wife wanted to check my coat pockets. But then she thought there was a mouse in there and left it un-searched.

Doctor : Hmm, insomnia? I ad vice eating something, not sweet not fatty, before going to bed.
Patient: Wha . . . but Doctor, on my previous consultation you advised me to not eat anything before going to bed.?.
Doctor : Oh. yes, indeed but that was in October. Science has made a lot of progress since then . . .

Two astronauts go up to a satellite for repairs and upgrades. Once they are up, geostationary, ready to get closer to the satellite one of the two goes out for a spacewalk checking the tools.
When finished he returns to the lock and knocks on the door.
"Who's there?2 the other astronaut calls out.

Teacher Points to part of the globe and asks : "Which Continent is this?"
After a few seconds Alexander says "That is America."
"Right." the teacher says and continues to the class, "and who discovered America?"
"Alexander!" the other kids reply in unison.

It's well past midnight when Dorus comes home. He pulls off his shoes and sneaks upstairs. But the stair creaks so when he reaches the top his wife is awake and asks.
- "Dorus? Is that you?"
- "Of course. Do other men come up here maybe?" he replies with a sigh.

the muscle strength of women changes during the day.
During the day they cannot open a jar of applesauce,
but at night it is really impossible to pull a piece of down duvet off from them