Evaluations

[skaterboyslash]

Quotes taken from Actual Federal Employee Performance Evaluations

1. Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

2. I would not allow this employee to breed.

Comments

[out_there]

*sniggers* These are great.

Although I think that #4 probably applies to me:

Works well when under constant supervision and cornered like a rat in a trap.

Hee!

[skaterboyslash]

*raises eyebrows*

[out_there]

Well, considering I got in at 7.30am, worked until 9am (when the boss left), and have basically spent the time since then catching up on LJ Flist...? It's almost 1pm, and I'm about to go to lunch, without having done much at all.

Hence, it applies. *bg*

(Of course, I'll work like a banshee this arvo to catch up on all the stuff I should have done this morning, but that's neither here nor there.)

[graysong]

4. and 10. are my favorites! Both made me laugh out loud.

Which was unfortunate during number 4 as I was drinking my V8 (thankfully ketchup free!) at the time!

Thanks!

[skaterboyslash]

You're welcome!