And I can't put my penis in your college degree.

I know it's old meme, but I can't get this song out of my head. It's driving me insane. It's so damn catchy, dammit.

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Sitting here, reading random stuff on the internetz before I go take a shower and get ready for class at 8:30. I was thinking to myself about what I should wear to school today, and decided on a long sleeve black dress with my thick black sweater leggings to match my new black ankle boots I got to trudge through this snow crap ( Read more... )

( Uhm I dont think this is NSFW, but it's obscene, so there ya go. )

It is ordered. I even ordered the sleeve for it, I think I might die if it gets scratched ( Read more... )

Art school, why are you always digging in my pockets ( Read more... )

First day of school got cancelled because of the snow. Everyone seems to be losing their shit over it (state of emergency?!).

This is Polly and Jake's dad's dog on Christmas. Polly is the little brindle one.

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This even coming from a disgruntled former Whole Foods employee, who should be more than eager to support even an indirect competitor of theirs ( Read more... )

Can I just go on record as saying that Christmas is the lamest, most annoying and manipulative holiday in our culture?

(In before "grinch" remarks)

firstly, check out what I got in the mail...


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