You don't need to be a dentist to tell that my wisdom teeth aren't happy.

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...which isn't so great in itself, but the look on her face when she plays is like, oh my god I have never played guitar like this before and it is THE BEST THING EVER. Made me smile, at least.

http://videobomb.com/posts/show/2887

Cookie Monster Searches Deep Within Himself and Asks: Is Me Really Monster?

My boss is getting her son's teacher an American Express Gift Card as a present ( Read more... )

For the past year or so, I have ordered the same salad (with slight variations) from Café Metro every lunch I can. On a good day, I take the go-up-box down, cross 42nd St., have my salad made to order, pay Karen (my favorite CM cashier) for it (credit card in this instance is faster than cash), cross 42nd again, elevate back up to the sixth floor, ( Read more... )

Next $10 sale, I am so buying this shirt:
http://www.threadless.com/product/503/Illusion_of_Rabbit_Optical

Wired News: Test Tube Meat Nears Dinner Table

I will be first in line to eat vat-grown meat. Nutritious meat with the intelligence of a vegetable! Yum!

...believes the easiest way to create edible tissue is to grow “meat sheets,” which are layers of animal muscle and fat cells stretched out over large flat sheets made of either edible or ( Read more... )

I hope when it comes back up it has surprising and delicious new features. I'm going crazy not being able to check my mail, by now no doubt chock-full of lucrative and sexy opportunities. Do I need to perform animal sacrifice or something?

The Consumerist just published what they describe as “The Best Thing We Have Ever Posted”. It's an mp3 of a guy on the phone with AOL trying to cancel his account. After listening to it, I actually feel very agitated. I just called an oral surgeon to make an appointment, and I felt angry with her receptionist for no good reason.

“Oh, I bet you'd ( Read more... )

“...we had to see how funny it would be to feed the poodle peanut butter.”

(It was very funny, though we probably won't do it again 'cause I think Kitty was wounded by our laughter.)