...I've already picked my poison.
http://bakonvodka.com/

Mah baby's a law school graduate! She's smart! (Or just deeply, deeply deranged)

...apparently, someone doesn't like foul weather. I headed for work this morning (early mind you, 6:15) to hear a pathetic mew from the bush next to our front door. Roosevelt decided he wanted to come home ( Read more... )

I hope Roosevelt's okay.

You know, back in 2004, when Shrub squeaked a win, Republicans everywhere crowed at Democrats that we needed to suck it up and deal with 'the will of the people'. That we needed to stop talking about moving to Canada, that we were soft limp wristed Commies who didn't love our country ( Read more... )

Irina is awesome. No, really, she is awesome. I cannot adequately express how superior Irina is over the alternatives.

That is all.

Did my live draft for my fantasy league, I'm really pleased with my team. My rotation is Santana/Webb/Wang/Pelfrey, with Carlos Marmol, Putz, Lindstrom and Balfour, that kid from Tampa Bay, in the 'pen ( Read more... )

What the fuck is the matter with our country when fucking fake news comedian anchors and fucking editors of Playboy are doing better investigative journalism in how our economy is broken than the entire mainstream media? WHY ( Read more... )

It's too fucking early.

That is all.

Ave Randy! Ave, Ave Imperator!

I've made four or five really frakking dumb moves with my computer today, and the poor guy's been patient and awesome all day. I'm not worthy.

Ave!