ANCIENT MUTHAFUCKIN ALIENS

Ur Beauty, iz like the sunrise floating along the horizon glistening through the window panes rises to meet my slumbering eyes. Ur Warmth, iz like the sunrise cascading over the earth breathin life into my frozen veins Meltin away the night's cold grasp on my heart. Ur smile, like the sunrise Igniting one thousand rose bushes at once blossoming ( Read more... )

Yo where that dick at?
Oh shit wrong IM
Uhhhhh whooops

this is no way to start black history month, but i am really done with snoop dogg.

oh we all leaned out

hahahahahahahajhasjkHDGAKJHSGF oh fuck seriously you crack me up

so i was just cussing out some ants in my coffee machine, and it started to sound really racist, and i thought of you cutie<3

that old bastard that moved into my old place finally died last weekend.

i did not kill him myself...

DEAR LIVE JOURNAL (hold for bong rip ( Read more... )

developing my psychic powers is really starting to pay off!