oh, remind me to never ask anyone to do anything for me ever again... because i mean really.
REALLY.

i gave chef gordon ramsay dracula a, how you say, "hj" in my dreams and i woke up when i shit the bed FOR NO REASON.

chatroulette could be the worst idea ever

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why do i have so many vhs copies of dirty work???

i woke up at 7am to cookie, sitting next to my head, staring down at me, breathing on my face, and it was so gross, so i said i love you and cussed his nana and went back to sleep.
i shall change his name to bart.

the name jellyfrog is taken, so i started a new account called jellyfrog420.
i will only use it in an emergency.

my netflix reviews are too real

today i saw emelio esteves and i was like EMELIOOOOO!!!

ALSO:

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i almost just wrote a long entry about some tedious self-realizations (including my recent preoccupation with pre-marital cathy comics).

but i deleted it.. just because. <3<3<3

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