I came home today to find our Obama-Biden sign missing and some literature on saying "Yes" to Amendment 2 on our door. For those non-Floridians who have been waiting raptly these nigh-on seventy weeks for a post, Amendment 2 is the proposition to ban gay marriage and anything remotely resembling some sort of legal protection for those zany  ( Read more... )

I meant to post this yesterday, but...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRI!

I am still super in love with you.

It's my birthday! I was going to party like it was 1999, but listening to N*Sync and the Backstreet Boys while pondering the world-ending consequences of Y2K while waiting in breathless anticipation for high school to start honestly didn't sound like much of a party ( Read more... )

Today is my third anniversary with Jason, which translates into 1.5 billion years together in Natalie-time. It's pretty crazy, but I guess it's too late to break up with him now, so I'll just roll with it.

If you have Yahoo! Messenger, you should talk to me at the ol' office. The name is thesurlymermaid.

Last night I had a bad dream, or at least part of it was. I dreamed about my father; I don't know where we were, but I remember he was so frail, and when he breathed his lungs were like wet paper, and he was light, very light, and when he moved he needed me to support him, and every morning he drank whiskey, even though I have never seen my father ( Read more... )

Pheonix Dark hopped on his grim motorcycle, two cigarettes sticking out of the corner of his mouth. He swallowed them both, relishing the burn as they made their way down his throat. Zipping up his leather jacket, flaming skull blazing on the back, and cracking his knuckles, tattooed with 'Hate' and 'Kill' across their surface, he screeched into ( Read more... )

My ass got an "Mmm!" today at the grocery store as I was leaning over to examine the nectarines. I like to assume that it was a "Mmm, that's a fine ass!" instead of "Mmm, sure is tough to squeeze by this thing ( Read more... )

This lady at work is walking around this morning, shuddering, and I decide to see what's bugging her ( Read more... )

Shut up and watch this, you heathens! Animated French pirates!

http://www.pyrats.net/movie.html