ok, so today im at the skate park in a typical shady champaign suburb and this older guy in a green sweatshirt, balding, early 40's or so, all of a sudden starts gettin in a fight with this younger kid, about my age. i dono why it started, i was listening to my headphones, whatever its not important, so this older guy takes the younger guys ( Read more... )

over thanksgiving break my mom saw that my cat vomited up some water in a couple different spots in my room and my mom saw it later that day and asked if she could talk to me. so she's like, "Edwrad... did you have a girl in your room while dad and i were at church?" so im like "...no.... why?" and she's like "Edward, i found ejaculation all over ( Read more... )

hey dudes, if you want a free ipod, click here. if you dont, at least click on this link and help me out, i need people to go to it so i get one. this actually does work, a shitload of people have done it at my school already

http://www.freeiPods.com/?r=12770164

Next time you think you should try and tell the truth and do the right thing, fuck it. people only get pissed at you. the truth DOESNT set u free, contrary to popular belief.

It's only been like, 24 hours since i moved into AKL and i already saw two dudes getting arrested right on our front lawn. I heard like, the screeching of tires a couple minutes ago and just thought somebody almost got in an accident or something then a minute later i heard it again and apparently it was two squad cars stopping right next to the ( Read more... )

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so i was trying to catch this squirrel yesterday as i was walking out of my dorm and i see a juvenile squirrel chillin right on the sidewalk and i've always wanted to catch a squirrel so i bend down and start running after it and it takes a sharp right, right into the shoe of my right foot, which was in the process of moving forward, so, long story ( Read more... )

Hey I've been thinking about this for a while... I have this theory i wanna know if u guys think it would work... What if from now on, children were never told about or taught slavery in schools (and let's say that, in the near future, schools were more multi-racial). So, if black and white kids grew up knowing nothing about slavery and or the ( Read more... )

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