My tenuous hold on common sense-based reality is slipping.  I'm considering the pros and cons of patiently growing facial hair in the style of ( Read more... )

If any of you scandalous asses ever get the urge to set a honey trap for me, make sure that the bait has a British accent. It doesn't necessarily have to be Received Pronunciation that lilts forth when she speaks either. The commoner and the aristocrat are on equal footing with me ( Read more... )

Don't let the lack of updates fool you. I ain't dead yet.

Am I an asshole for not regularly posting and keeping in touch? Yes. But am I dead? Nope, no matter what my disappearance from the halls of LiveJournal may have lead you to believe.

I hope all's well for everyone. :)

I swear to God, I think I sat next to Dr. Wily yesterday on the bus.  If it wasn't him, he has a twin brother running around Los Angeles.  I think it was him though; I don't remember his having any siblings ( Read more... )

Merry Christmas, one and all! :)

...but I knew just as surely as I know that water is wet that eventually I'd get tagged to do it, damn it.  Thanks bunches Yuri!  ;)

List your current six favorite songs, then pick six other people that have to do the same.

[Note:  I wouldn't don't happen to have any real favorites, these just happen to be the last few that I've listened to on ( Read more... )

Awww, I think they miss me back home now that I'm gone.  I feel the love from across the continent.

I should send my buddies a postcard.

Question for anyone reading this who has been to a wedding recently: if no preferred attire is mentioned on the invitation, is it ok to assume that semi-formal dress would suffice ( Read more... )

I have a question for the superstitious among you.  Is it considered good luck or a portent of bad things to come if a frog moves in next door ( Read more... )

Sometime in the near future, somewhere in the L.A. area, a child walking at his mother's side will ask the following question ( Read more... )