Within the past hour, I had a very valuable lesson reinforced; an obvious lesson, but an important one ( Read more... )

I need a mantra ( Read more... )

...how 'bout a quiz result instead!? "NEATO!", you say? Well then, this is your lucky day! Let's show you what you've won!


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My parents started The Talk III with me last night, and I almost couldn't stand it.

The Talk III is to be distinguished from The Talk, the classic original which takes place for most people when the time comes for parents to dispel kid's notions that babies are ordered from catalogs or are found under produce growing in the garden and is also ( Read more... )

Take Peyton Place, combine it with Sparta, Mississippi from In the Heat of the Night, and throw in a dash of Homer Simpson's Springfield, and the final hybrid product would be my hometown.

Sometimes all I can do is shake my head.  Then I laugh heartily.

By this time tomorrow, I will have done yet another uncharacteristically crazy thing that could bear some sweet fruit later down the line if I pull it off.  The odds are going to be stacked against me, but I'm still going to do it.  I can't reveal what this crazy thing is in case it decides not to go my way in the end, but if I get a fortunate ( Read more... )

Mamas, don't let your babies go out and buy Tiger Woods PGA Tour 2005.  Same goes for you too, Papas.  I haven't been on AIM much lately and that game's the reason why.  It's owned my soul for a week and half now, and if I dared take it online you guys would probably never hear from me again ( Read more... )

Damn, this is interesting ( Read more... )

Overheard in line at Hardee's this evening:

College-Aged Girl #1:  I think I want to get a Six Dollar Burger, but I only have a five on me in cash ( Read more... )

Sweet Lord Jesus.  I honestly think I've lost (if only temporarily, let us pray) some of my hearing from being in that goddamned loud-ass club last night.  And apparently, and without any preliminary consultation, someone in authority decided that they would add Getting Quickly Yet Unmistakably and Quite Intentionally Felt Up By a Stinking Drunk ( Read more... )