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[slytherinthingy]

What bizarre times we live in

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[terryclothrags]

I'm not certain you could be less coherent than you just were.

[slytherinthingy]

Why hello there, Terry.

[terryclothrags]

Hullo.

[boogiedownvince]

Aie, caramba!

Green girls with multi coloured hair?? Is that so??

Blaise, I am in love.

[slytherinthingy]

Yes, Vince, darling. I thought you would already know of this, seeing as I am the one who has not been here in a while. I have not seen her, mind you. I may have gotten the details a bit mixed. Maybe her hair was blonde and her eyes multi-coloured?? But that makes no sense.

Who are you in love with, dear? I am intrigued! Tell me!

[boogiedownvince]

She is like the sun.

And I am blinded.

...

She's a Ravenclaw.

[paparazzi_colin]

Ok I've figured it out, the girl in your pictures, she's your sister right???
And you two share the same journal because you cant be bothered getting your own???

[slytherinthingy]

Oh Creevey! So close. So close.

For simplicities' sake: sure! O.K. That's it. That's it exactly, Creevey. My aren't you the clever one!

That is quite a fetching dress, there...

See you later?.

[paparazzi_colin]

I'm far to busy doing the monkey, I dont have time to socialise with you!!!!

[dracoisyourking]

In other related news ... it certainly is fun, hmm?

Especially the views.

[slytherinthingy]

So fun, darling! So very much fun! Glad I could manage to be here to enjoy this. I was dredfully bored for a while. But this! Priceless.

And you know how much I like the views.

Oh, how I have missed you!

[terryclothrags]

Somehow, these comments have to make sense. So I'm guessing that either you have discovered the wonders of nature or Snape's project has been to have you make D-Lysergic Acid Diethylamide.

[dracoisyourking]

See, if you were in Slytherin, perhaps you'd be priviledged to know. As it is, you've turned down even an honorary position. Woe is you.