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While I knew he had his suspicions, I confirmed cjliotta's contention that I am a big, fat dork. Just had a bass lesson today with Jorge (I think that's his name). Jorge is half my age. When Jorge asked me what song I would like to work on, my mind went completely and utterly blank. I tried as hard as I could to think of something new and hip and now ( Read more... )

From one of Gannon's escort advertisments:"AGGRESIVE, VERBAL, DOMINANT TOP"
"I DON'T LEAVE MARKS....ONLY IMPRESSIONS"
"Dominant", huh? Anderson Cooper just handed Gannon's ass to him in this interview. I almost felt sorry for him. This was not the performance of an "aggressive, verbal, dominant top". Gannon was visibly sweating, he was ( Read more... )

Two things I can now play on the bass:

• The first three bars of the introduction to Metallica's Enter Sandman. The rest of the song is a little bit of a challenge.
• The chorus to Vixen's How Much Love

Slappy needs some lessons. Bad.

Happy Birthday Mistress xeven! Hope your party is the talk of the society pages!

( You've been warned )

Well, well, well. What have we here? It appears that the guy Scott McClellan can count on in his quest to spread propaganda at the expense of the truth at every Bush press conference, enjoyed a rather meteoric rise to the forefront of the WH press corp. And it seems he obtained his White House access the same way Monica Lewinsky did: On his ( Read more... )

...because it's calling. And none of you will get that. And you'd never admit it if you did.

So, as promised (or threatened...depending on how you look at it) I am going to tell you ALL about my weekend in Philadelphia.

You ready? Beulah, can you hit the lights? I think I finally got the slides in order.

As Justin and I got out of the cab at ( Read more... )

At Woody's, drunk off my ass with malajustin and itsabouttimedc. Came here after seeing Operation: Mindcrime. And I bought the t-shirt. Short version: It was fucking incredible. As good as the first time I saw it. They are releasing a sequel and they played a selection from it. I am no longer worried. It rocked. More when I sober up...and if I play my ( Read more... )

Tuesday, in a rare fit of foresight, I decided to park the car at home and catch the Metro for my monthly (or so) trip to Prissy's on Connecticut Avenue for my stereotypically homo haircut ( Read more... )