I haven't forgotten you, my pretties. Work has been sucking like a Dyson lately and while much has gone on in the past 10 days, I haven't had the time to organize it into a coherent post. Gimme till tomorrow?

Guess what *I* just got.

Why it's a Fender Cheap-Ass...I mean Squire...Bass Pak. In Black! Got it from cjliotta's company. It's a bass, an amp, and a headset. It even comes with an instructional video, although I think I will take lessons. It also comes with two hex keys, the purpose of which escape me ( Read more... )

One of the bright spots of the scourge that is junk email lies in the fake names senders use. My new favorite is "Huxley Highgate". It sounds like the name of the lead in one of those porn flicks with a "plot ( Read more... )

I had a meeting at 11:00 today in Alexandria (ZIP Code: 22314). It took about 30 minutes to travel the 14 miles from my office in Tyson's Corner (ZIP Code: 22182...feel free to map the trip yourselves). During the the meeting it snowed about 2". The return trip took ALMOST THREE HOURS. I drove past my home on the way back to Tyson's. Smarter ( Read more... )

Heard on a commercial for frozen breakfast sandwiches and burritos:

"The eggs come from real chickens, the cheese comes from real cows, and the sausage comes from Jimmy Dean!"

Um...ew.

Just got a new message on Friendster. This is the first message I have received in two months (not counting Svetlana, the Russian Mafia bait). The number one requested search in his network was "boners in speedos".

Ha!

Just had dinner with Justin. Good to see him, I hadn't really seen him for any length of time since last year. We had dinner at the Cheesecake Factory, which was an experience akin to casual sex: A colossal disappointment that is hardly worth the effort to attain, but still satisfactory enough to seek out again ( Read more... )

Gacked from copperred...

Is this Will Farrell? If so, what movie is it from?


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What a great night to be wandering the web wasting time broadening my horizons.

It seems CNN has begun to remove its collective head from its collective ass. It is kicking Tucker Carlson's bony little bow-tied ass out the door! Yay!

Here's my favorite part of the story.The bow-tied wearing conservative pundit got into a public tussle last fall ( Read more... )

Scuttlebutt at the precinct says that Mitsubishi is on its way out of the North American passenger car market. Pity. It's such a fun word to say. MitsubishiMitsubishiMitsubishiMiiiiitsooooooobeeeeeeeeesheeeeee ( Read more... )