Dalek Awesomesauce Reboot: The Lost Chapters - 2.2
Warning: Swearing, borkage, the gay, male deep v-neck t-shirts, blatant floating of Awesomesauce "two children per generation" rule, child neglect and endangerment, questionable hygiene and eating habits, horrifying genetics, scary broken necks, possible epilepsy warning for a flashy gif, and 85-ish images.
Featuring sims by: brilliantcat, and boolpropbea, with a walkby by dorkasaur_sims
Recap: Last time with the Daleks I redecorated the house...a lot. Plum harassed the neighborhoods wicca community and got himself initiated. He flew up the ranks of evilness and achieved Green Sparkles (which got kind of annoying after a while to I regressed his morality a little bit). Instead of going out and interacting with other human being like a normal person, he instead used his new found magical abilities to summon his dream man (just like I would do). And thus Xanthic by boolpropbea was brought into the fold. And he was THE CUTEST THING IN THIS WHOLE DAMN LEGACY. Adorableness commenced. Plum was soon impregnated and I discovered that I have a tragic lack of male pregnancy morphs. While all of this was happening Cerulean and Öndótt reached old age and (in Öndótt's case) platinum aspiration. And now...BABY!
I am happy to present to you baby Obsidian! First sprog for Generation Black. Here is a little reminder of Gen Black's rules:
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Generation Three
Color: Black
Challenge: Extreme Failure
Black is dark and moody. Black is the absence of light and thus loneliness. Black is fail, at least for the sake of this challenge. Last generation was all about giving your sims everything they ever want. This generation what they want doesn’t matter…it’s all about their fears. And sibling rivalry and discord???? THE MORE THE BETTER!!!!
- May only fulfill fears
- Sim may not get dream job until they get to the top of the “opposite” career path
- Example: Wants Top of Dance: Must Reach Top of Military
- Use your best judgments for which are opposites. Must do this even if your sim has a career related LTW
- Heir must be a Black Sheep
- Black Sheep, for the sake of this challenge, is described is the sim with lowest relationship with their parents/siblings.
- When they hit their teen/adult years they “rebel” and choose to become something supernatural (werewolf, vampire, plantsim, etc.)
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He has Plum's hair and Grandpa Cerulean's eyes. And his personality is:
7-7-10-5-3
Decoded that means he is fairly neat, fairly outgoing, extremely active, halfway between playful and serious, and kind of mean.
Including the Spare's kids, which we have not seen (I used to have images of them, but they were lost), Cerulean has now fulfilled his Lifetime Wish of having 6 Grandchildren. Huzzah!
...?
Uhhh, Plum? You seem to have misplaced something...
Now that baby one has been achieved, they make short work of conceiving baby #2.
That face though.
Ummm, Honey...How can you have a baby BEFORE you have sex for the first time?
This lovely walkby is Marina by dorkasaur_sims
Öndótt passes the time by being a BAMF on the piano.
New Butler: "Ugh, babies."
I'm with you there New Butler.
Plum: "You sir! Unhand my pajamas. Everyone knows purple is my color." *Punch*
Plum: "Mama, your horrid husband made my pajamas smell like old man."
Öndótt: "I'm sorry sweety. And...I would probably burn those if I were you."
*sigh* His pants don't have a morph...
So I changed them, teeny tiny pregnancy!
Pop #2.
Now THAT'S what I call a male pregnancy morph.
Generation Black seems to be getting a promising start.
Obsidian: "I hate everything!"
Ta Da! Obsidian has successfully navigated his way through infancy. Something has to be done about that hair.
This picture is really to show how super cute Xanthic is.
Obsidian after his Generation Black make-over. I have no idea who he looks like.
This is baby Onyx. She has Plum's coloring and her personality is as follows: 8-3-7-7-1
She is Neat, fairly shy, active, playful, and a right little bitch (just like Plum).
Child neglect, yeah!
Xanthic...Are you doing what I think you're doing? STOP THAT!
This will become a disturbing trend in this family.
Babies are boring! It's Onyx's birthday...and she is HORRIFYING.
Oh god save us!
Okay, that's...Kind of better.
Cerulean: "Electrocution makes me hungry."
Plum: "Umm, dad?"
Plum: "Oh god, dad. FIRE!"
Cerulean: "I wonder if we have any of those apple tarts left..."
Plum: "My fire extinguisher isn't working!"
Super-intense Ginger Alien Firefighter chick: "Stand down bro, I got this."
And so Plum runs to the one place he feels safe...
His bed.
Plum: "Oh my god baby, it was so scary...hold me?"
Obsidian grows up unhappily (for him anyway, I on the other hand am thrilled that I am doing so well at the Gen Black challenge).
Here is his Gen black makeover. He looks like he just raided my closet.
And he promptly takes a nap. A kid after my own heart.
Guess who's pregnant again?
That's right! It's Xanthic! I changed his shirt to properly reflect his membership in Gen Purple.
Bump!
Xanthic: "I am going to be a thoughtful boyfriend and take out the trash, even though I am heavily pregnant and could probably get Plum to do this for me. Oh hi Öndótt, what are you..."
Xanthic: "Hi honey! Please don't tell your mother I'm in here. I'm hiding. You are the only one in this family who doesn't scare the shit out of me."
Plum: *evil cheek bones*
What, you wanted to have a friend? NEVER! All you shall ever have is homework and sadness.
Obsidian's horrible childhood is going right on schedule! HUZZAH!
Obsidian: "What have I ever done to deserve this. All I try to do is be adorable and do what I'm told."
Oh no! Xanthic's contractions have started! Quick, let's go find him!
This is baby Noir. She has the same coloring as Obsidian but her personality is 10-3-7-2-3
Extremely neat, fairly shy, fairly active, serious, and kind of mean.
OH YOU THOUGHT I WAS DONE? NOPE.
Noir's twin brother Coal, they have the same coloring but his personality is: 7-6-7-3-3
Fairly neat, kind of outgoing, fairly active, fairly serious, and fairly mean.
Turns out Noir is actually blond. Whoops.
Onyx, your face is terrifying.
Aging is making it better! This pleases me!
*sigh* Nasal bridges aren't supposed to do thaaaaat.
Obsidian: "Oh my god, pans! YEAY!"
Lawl, wat. I don't even know with this kid. He has so little in his life to be happy about.
Your happiness is clashing with your Gen theme, go weed the garden.
Obsidian: "I hate my liiiiiife."
At least someone in this family can revel in his own happiness. Plum has just received Platinum aspiration and became a Mad Scientist!
Onyx gets a Gen Black Makeover.
...sigh...
Onyx: "Papaw Cerulean, Daddy Plum was right...you do smell."
Onyx: "I like things that smell." *Best Friends*
This is the opposite of failure. Onyx, you are doing life correctly incorrectly.
Just in case you thought that maybe they had stopped getting it on...I am here to show you that you were wrong.
A brief interlude to show you this fierce alien carpool. Dang girl.
Obsidian: "Weeee! Cartwheels indoors! This could not possibly go wrong!"
Cerulean: "No it could not!"
Obsidian: "I AM FABULOUS."
Obsidian: "Yes! Being hurled around whilst being a foot away from that very hard looking wall is the best idea you've had all day. I FEEL VERY SAFE!"
Cerulean & Obsidian: "We do stupid possibly damaging things together in the name of family bonding!" *++*
Obsidian: "Ow, my insides."
I'm not sure what this picture was meant to signify, so let's just appreciate how cute Obsidian is. His eyes are so big!
Just in case you thought that this update was a little Obsidian heavy, I'll let you in on a little secret: Onyx is boring.
Onyx: "Goddamn walls ruining my life."
Back to Obsidian! And he is continuing that family tradition of being absolutely revolting!
There is only one update left after this! I am seriously considering re-starting from the beginning of Plum's torch bearing. I at least had Plum, Cerulean, and Öndótt backed up before computer death. The future will tell.
Previously:
1.0 | 1.1 | 1.2 | 1.3 | 1.4
2.1
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