I just finished vatchink Undervorld on my computer. It vasn't such a bad movie, although vas I de only vone who t'ought dat the half-vampire/half-verewolf looked like me, minus a tail und novere near as cute? I mean, he vas blue und furry, he had fangs, yellow claws, und vierd colored eyes. Oh a side note, how come hyu don't dress like de gorls in ( Read more... )

Back from Germany.

This place is so empty. Were is everyone?

Can't decide if I vant food or sleep first.

Food?

Sleep?

Food?

Sleep?

Foo. . .

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Mein gott, dis place has turned into a morass of drama.

'All for now,
-Kurt

Verr de hell did dat schtupid cat go? I haven't had mein tale molested since yesterday. Starting to get voried. . . If dat cat dissapears, Jimaine iz going to kill me! Ach, anyvay, life has been hectic around herr. Half a dozen new students, including mein daughter (Ja, I seem to have a daughter, despite her being only a year younger den me) und ( Read more... )

I took de gorl Talia to see Herr Proffessor today. As to vat we discovered, hyu'll have to ask in person. I've been sittink on de roof all day pondering things anyvay.

-Kurt

Kurt and Talia Log:

( I have a daughter?! )

Ja, vell, dat ought to vork. I tink de cat und I have, if nothing more, a cease-fire. It vas a tough negotiation, but I tink ve figured everytink out.

Now ver de *%$# is de damned bactine for all dese scratches?!

-Kurt

Kurt: Hokay, cat. I know hyu are schmarter den you act, so ve are goink to have a leetle conversation, hokay? Und ja, I hnow you can't talk. I gott eet all figured out. Ve are going to figure this out. I vill ask you yes or no qvestions. If you answer yes, den put hyour paw on the catnip mouse. If hyu vant to say no, den put your hand on de sardine ( Read more... )

Okay, vell, Plan A didn't vork at all. I have decided to vin over Silverbells, because it vould make Jimaine and I's relationship slightly less dangerous for me (To de gents: Yes, dangerous. Dating a vitch is scary. Did hyu know dat dey can do voodoo type t'ings on any part of hyour body? Ja, ist mindnumbingly frightening). Anyvay, I asked around ( Read more... )

Und vonce more I rise from de abyss. Apologies all around for not writtink in dis journal for so long. I've been so busy. School vas hell dis veek, but mainly I've been readink in de library. I've read every 'American classic' I can get mein hands on. Everyt'ing from Death Of A Salesmen, to The Great Gatsby. So many books, so leetle time. Und after ( Read more... )