Hey everybody in livejournal land! It's me, Smooha, once again. I bet you're wondering, "Where the fuck did you disappear too for so long Smooha?" My answer is simple...College. Just want to let everyone know that college is going freaking awesome, and I absolutely love FSU. Classes are going really well, plus, I'm in the world renowned ( Read more... )

This entry is about one particular person. Latetly, certain thoughts have arisen that I've wanted to express in the open. These feelings of acrimony and loathing have been bothering me quite a bit, and I get so fucking pissed off whenever they come to mind. Everything I have ever said to you has been a falacy. The lyrics below describe how I ( Read more... )

Attention, it is imperative that everyone must attend the Gong Show tomorrow night at 7 P.M. The greatest band in the world, aka "The Chariots of Fire," shall be performing their flawless ribbon dancing routine which will win them the title of "Supreme Champions!" They have been taking their performance very seriously, practicing day and night to ( Read more... )

Hey, is anyone out there? Is anyone listening? Does anyone care? I just want to say that my friends are awesome; thanks for everything you guys. I can't believe I'm a senior, this is going to be the best year ever. One last year to make things right. I hope I have no regrets ( Read more... )

Right now I bet people are looking at their computer screens, scrolling down their livejournal friend's list, and are completely shocked by what they come across. Did your eyes pop out of your head, and did your heart just stop? Well that's not important! Because yes, ladies and gentlemen, Nathan Smooha is actually updating; your eyes do not ( Read more... )

Today I worked from 9-3 as a cashier! (Totally kick ass because being a cashier rocks). Anyway, after work Mike called me up and said that him and Sean were going to see the Punisher and they invited me to come along. It was completely awesome! We couldn't get into the movie, but Mike asked this thirty year old guy to pretend he was our uncle ( ( Read more... )

Gosh I feel really bad right now because today was just a horrible day, and this week has not been going well either. I don't really want to go into on what happened, but right now I'm listening to some music and trying to feel better. This song really caught my attention ( Read more... )

Arrgghh!!! Ahoy there maties, welcome aboard the "Smoothejew Revenge," the fastest sea vessel on the seven seas. Ye may be asking "Where have ye been my fearsome...(and handsome) captain?" Well I have been battling the Spanish battilion near the Winn-Dixie stronghold. Captain Shmoogles (?) and I have been traveling with one another, sailing ( Read more... )

Alright now since Mike is doing his take on my entries, I have decided to counter and do a roast on him. Hopefully, mine will be up to par because he slammed me good. Lets go ( Read more... )

Alright now lets get one thing straight, I don't normally watch award shows, especially the Grammys. Though tonight, when I was flipping through the channels, I saw Outkast perfomring Hey Ya, so I decided to watch because both Outkast and Hey Ya are pretty cool. Now the beginning of the performance was pretty simple, Andre singing and girls ( Read more... )