THAT'S RIGHT!

[mr_bastian]

THIS IS THE GREATEST THING I'VE EVER SEEN! IN HONOUR OF IT, I'M POSTING THIS ENTRY IN ALL CAPS! I'M GOING TO BE A FAN OF SAMUEL L. JACKSON UNTIL THE DAY I DIE! HE'S A MAN OF THE PEOPLE! AND BY PEOPLE I MEAN HIS FANS

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[fire_fox01]

That IS the best thing ever. He actually responded to one of my journal enteries. I was talking about looking for a new apartment. Here's what SLJ said:

"GOOD MOTHERFUCKING LUCK!

I CAN REMEMBER WHEN MOMMA JACKSON MADE ME GET A PLACE OF MY OWN! I WAS SEVEN YEARS OLD AND WAS HOLDING TWO FULL-TIME MOTHERFUCKING JOBS! SO, IN BETWEEN TIME SPENT AT THE FIRE RANGES, MOWING LAWNS AND WORKING AT JACK-IN-THE-BOX (WHICH I GOT FIRED FROM FOR YELLING TOO MUCH THROUGH THE TALKBOX), I WOULD SEARCH FOR APARTMENTS! EVENTUALLY, I FOUND ONE WITHOUT A FLOOR COVERED WITH COCKROACHES OR A DEAD BODY IN THE CORNER (SOMETHING WHICH I'VE SINCE GROWN ACCUSTOMED TO) AND WAS HAPPY! I WAS ON MY OWN... READY TO PUNCH LIFE IN ITS MOTHERFUCKING FACE!

SAMMY HAS FAITH THAT YOU'LL DO THE SAME! BEST OF MOTHERFUCKING LUCK!

I'LL LEAVE YOU WITH A BIT OF ADVICE THAT MOMMA JACKSON TOLD ME:
"WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS, JAM A LOADED SAWED-OFF SHOTGUN TO ITS FACE AND TELL IT TO GET YOU THE PEPSI THAT YOU ORDERED 15 MINUTES AGO!"

WHAT CAN I MOTHERFUCKING SAY?!

[samfnjackson]

WITHOUT ALL OF YOUR LOVE, I'M JUST AN ANGRY BLACK MAN WHO'S TETTERING ON THE EDGE OF A VIOLENT-ASS BREAKDOWN! IF YOU HAPPEN TO CAPTURE SUCH A BREAKDOWN ON CAMERA, IT'S CALLED "BRILLIANT ACTING!" YOU GUYS KEEP ME GOING, SO I FEEL THE NEED TO GIVE BACK A LITLE, Y'KNOW?

SAMMY REALLY DOESN'T HAVE TO CAPACITY TO FEEL MANY HUMAN EMOTIONS (BESIDES ANGER) -- LET ALONE UNDERSTAND THEM -- BUT, I ASSURE YOU ALL THAT IF I HAD FEELINGS, I WOULD DEFINITELY BE FEELING THE LOVE FOR YA'LL AT THIS MOMENT!

-SLJ