Sometimes you have to look at the hand you've been dealt and realize that the game is over. You've lost ( Read more... )

You're kinda like a cigarette
I need you and wish we'd never metSix Flags yesterday, it was a lot of fun, til we were coming home and something was made pretty clear that I already shoulda known. Whatever ( Read more... )

If you're gonna test me, try to remember, you weren't dealing with anything stable to begin with. I'll pass, but once I'm what you want, there'll be nothing left.

...Think it over.

I just cleaned Radcliffe's bowl and then put in his medicine (he's been sorta green around the gills lately, literally) and now his bowl has turned that bright blue color of toilet cleaner. I'm definately worried. I bought new two fish last night for Christine, cause we were lookin at fish just out of boredom and she really loved these particular ( Read more... )

Ummm, I dunno what I feel right now. I remember I came home last night very upset and confused, and then woke up this morning not remembering why. True, that may be because I had four minutes to get to work on time so I couldn't really focus, but either way nothing has come of the last few days but some really serious confusion and depression. I ( Read more... )

"Pilates are an exercise I used to do."

"I thought they were an italian food."

"Wait, I'm thinking of perogies."

"That's polish. Are those like stogies?"

"No, a stogie is a sandwich.'

"No, stogies are cigars."

"You're thinking of hoagies."

...Single dumbest ninety seconds I have ever experienced.

Mr. Dacey: "Oh come now Mr. Mitchell, after all we've been through this year, you must have some kind of snide closing remark. Don't leave this so simply."

Me: "Uhhhh, how about this?" *climbs on desk* "Oh captain, my captain?"

Mr. Dacey: "Perfect, thank you Mr. Mitchell."God I love that man. I will miss him ( Read more... )

Me: "Wait a minute... You think I did something really bad to Erin, huh?"

Kayla: "Well, I wouldn't put it past you"

Adorable. However...

Greg Parker: "Dude I don't know, but it's kinda cool how like fourteen years can go by and we're still partners in crime."
Well, thanks to Erin, I now have no means of knowing who my real friends are anymore, ( Read more... )

Did you ever see one of those really bad action movies where the protagonist is fighting for his life with the last of his strength, and gets pushed over a cliff but miraculously grabs on to one crag of rock with a single hand, leaving him swaying over the abyss with nothing but a fucking rock in his hand? Ever wonder exactly what would happen if ( Read more... )

Right, so, here's the plan ( Read more... )