We all join and post
just once. And then we forget
to write more haikus.

Are we just lazy?
A whole great big world out there -
so much worth snarking.

For instance, today:
I stepped in a huge doodie.
Clean up your dog's shit.

Please, my dear workplace,
Do not fall down on my head.
I still want to live.

Why are you shaking?
You are supposed to be strong.
Stop being so cheap.

You make me want to
find a nearby shelter and
hide under a bed.

"Aah, moving day," I
Think as I trip o'er a box.
"Where is my toothbrush?"

Go on, Mr Dick Face
Call me a cunt one more time
See what happens next.

Christine O'Donnell
Is the new Sarah Palin.
Fifteen minutes, done.

sometimes, always I
feel like the universe's
colostomy bag

Great gods of Egypt
Why do you confuse me so?
Seriously, why?

also

God damn I'm horny
why must I wait a whole week?
fuckin period...

You call that witty?
Cliche regurgitations
vomiting from you

Unoriginal
Your college education
does not make you cool

The realization:
I married Holden Caulfield
Catcher in the *sigh*

if i assault you
with a Merriam-Webster
will you speak clearly?

reading my f-list
its hard to discern between
troll and flesh-failure