Hurricane Sandy
Ebbs and flows: rain, wind, then calm.
Quick! Go smoke a cig!

I like my paper
Like I like my women: three
Holes and in binders.

Hey, you - IBS!
Could you give me a break, please?
I hate losing sleep.

Doesn't care for poor
For they have a safety net
But says he'll gut it

Cain's thoughts on abortion as stated to Stossel on Fox Business on October 11, 2011:

Abortion should be
Illegal, but it's not the
Government's business.

Harassment of a
Sexual kind: not just for
Judges anymore.

999: fifteen
Syllables more to tell you
It's a bad idea.

Dear landlady: Will
I wash dirt off the driveway...?
...Which is ...outside? ...No.

It breaks my heart, too,
That the outside is tainted
With dirt. But still, no.

In the fall the rains
Will wash this dirt clear, and bring
New clean dirt in trade.

At the Russian store
The people are friendly when
You follow the rules.

Lock up your children.
Michelle Bachmann has spirit
of John Wayne Gacy.

Yes, you need I.D.
I don't make the rules, okay?
It's not personal.

If it was, you'd know.
I know how to make it thus.
I.D, or please leave.

I am not "unfair".
If I let you pick it up,
I would get fired.

You would be the one
who would be the first to yell
if I did not card.

So please, show I.D.
Without fuss or argument.
This is just my job.