Holy fucking hell!

I don't care who you are - Slytherin or otherwise - you have NOT had as bad a week as I have.

A POODLE!! A FUCKING POODLE, I TELL YOU ( Read more... )

So, on Sunday Harry and I sneaked out and went shopping in Hogsmeade. Generally, it was a very pleasant afternoon. Thank you for the dress, Harry! And the beret is fucking gorgeous! I used to have one of my own, but for reasons I can't remember, Luna has it now. By the way, your hair is looking much better since I fixed it for you; I do hope you ( Read more... )

IT'S BACK! HOLY FUCKING FUCKITY FUCKTASTIC!! MY HAIR HAS GROWN BACK! AND GRYFFINDOR ARE RUNNING AROUND WITH THE WRONG BITS AND PIECES!

At least twelve of the younger students have run off crying because I almost smiled at them. Almost. It was barely a half-smile. Shut up ( Read more... )

WHAT - FUCK

I

FUCKING

THIS - ISN'T - FUCK

NO! FUCK! FUCK! FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK!!

NO!!!!!

My knickers. They TOUCHED people! Unworthy fucking PEOPLE! I haven't WORN any underwear since it happened due to cleaning them over and over and fucking OVER to get everyone ELSE'S disgusting fucking GERMS off them. I haven't cleaned anything in my LIFE and now I'm reduced to THIS because Gryffindors are fucking STUPID ( Read more... )

So, it's FINALLY almost here! Just one more day until the best fucking party EVER - mine.

If you didn't even know about this party you can absolutely forget coming; it's strictly People-I-Like only. We've been planning it for WEEKS, and none of you fucking losers are going to ruin it, because it's MINE. My birthday parties are always spectacular ( Read more... )

So, things are...

You know what? They're brilliant. Fucking BRILLIANT. I don't need him. I don't need anyoneBefore Theo and I... broke up... I took up a new hobby. It was suggested a while ago. "Anger management" or some bollocks. Anyway, I've taken up watercolour painting! It takes up a lot of my time now, which is good, because this holiday has ( Read more... )

Talk properly, Pansy does not. Type properly, Pansy does not! Walk properly, Pansy cannot!! Pansy knows going on nothing! Understand, not I!! Eating breakfast, I was! Eat breakfast, I never! KNOW WHY, NOW I DO!!

Weird, this is too! Figure out this, I can't! HATING THIS, I AM!! SHIT THIS FUCK!!!!!! GOING ON, WHAT IS?!?!!

What the fuck is going on?!

I can't believe my robes are still fucking YELLOW! I tried wearing my own but Snape was a stupid prat about it. WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO - THEY'RE ALL YELLOW!! I told him so as well, and he said distractedly that we shouldn't have let our guard down and it's our fault! OUR FAULT?!?! What the fuck is he drivelling about?! UGH ( Read more... )