THE STUPID FAG THAT SOMETIMES HELPS DOODY WRITE ON THIS THING (COME ON, PUNCH CARDS? DON'T MAKE DOODY LAUGH) HAS DECIDED TO STRIKE OUT ON HIS OWN. GOOD RIDDANCE TO QUEER RUBBISH, DOODY SAYS.

YOU CAN VISIT HIS NEW, ENTIRELY BULLSHIT JOURNAL AT droptheneedle.

AFTER FIFTY YEARS OF UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLY TEDIOUS PUNCH CARD WORK, DOODY HAS FINALLY CHANGED THE LAYOUT OF THIS "LIVE JOURNAL" TO FIT DOODY'S PERSONALITY ( Read more... )

DOODY DOES NOT APPRECIATE WHEN FUCKERS TEXT MESSAGE DOODY'S BRICK-SIZED CELL PHONE DURING IMPORTANT BUSINESS WITH "CREEPY" MESSAGES. FUCKERS NEED TO GET JOBS.

PLEASE HELP OUT MY FRIEND JAMES CARDIS. HE IS VERY SMART AND SENT IN A RESPONSE TO AN ESSAY CONTEST ( Read more... )

POPE JOHN PAUL II (ALL DEMONS HATE JESUS AND HIS BOYS, DUH!!)

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SO I WAS RUNNING SOME ERRANDS IN A PART OF HELL I'M NOT USUALLY IN, WHEN ALL THAT CHERRY SODA REALLY GOT TO ME... NORMALLY I DON'T USE PUBLIC BATHROOMS (CYBER DEMONS FROM HELL AS LARGE AS MYSELF DON'T USUALLY FIT) BUT THERE WAS ONE RIGHT NEXT TO THE HAM-HAND SUPPORT GROUP BUILDING THAT WAS OUTFITTED ESPECIALLY FOR THE LARGER SORT OF DEMONS ( Read more... )

TODAY I TRIED TO COPYRIGHT THE OPERATING SYSTEM I WROTE FOR MY COMPUTER. I CALL IT MS DOS - MS. DOODY OPERATING SYSTEM - IN HONOR OF MY LATE WIFE... THEY SAID THE NAME IS ALREADY TAKEN. WHO THE HELL EVER HEARD OF MS DOS?! I THINK THEY ARE BULLSHITTING ME. MORE DISCRIMINATION AGAINST THE DOODY.

A FEW DEGREES SHOULDN'T MAKE MUCH DIFFERENCE WHEN IT'S LIKE 7,000 °C, BUT DOODY CAN FEEL THE 'OL ARTHRITIS ACTIN' UP ALREADY. DAMNED METAL PINS.

DELIGHTFUL

I WAS OVERSEEING THE INSTALLATION OF MY NEW REFRIGERATOR WHEN... SOMETHING HAPPENED.

A BARON OF HELL ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- ->SNUCK<- UP BEHIND ME (DON’T ASK HOW THIS IS POSSIBLE) AND ADMINISTERED SOME SORT OF VULCAN TORTURE MANEUVER - THE MEAT OF MY BACK WAS GRABBED QUICKLY AND PULLED, IT WAS - SUCH THAT A “POPPING” SOUND WAS HEARD, FOLLOWED OF ( Read more... )