SILLY TINA, WHY WOULD I OBTAIN A REFRIGERATOR ONLY TO PASTE IT? I PASTE THE REFRIGERATORS OF OTHERS, NOT MY OWN ( Read more... )

HAS IT BEEN A YEAR ALREADY? 10 POSTS IN A YEAR IS PRETTY GOOD, RIGHT? (REMEMBER: HAM HANDS + UPDATING JOURNAL ON AN IBM MAINFRAME THAT RUNS ON PUNCH CARDS = ENTRIES THAT TAKE ABOUT A MONTH)

TODAY I WAS BATTLING SOME HUMANS WHEN SOMETHING STRANGE HAPPENED. I KNOW I PASTE HUMANS ALL THE TIME (OTHER THAN OUR HERO OF COURSE), BUT THIS TIME SOMETHING JUST DIDN'T FEEL RIGHT. LONG STORY SHORT: I STARTED CRYING AND ENDED UP HAVING A LONG DISCUSSION WITH THE REMAINING HUMANS. I CONFESSED THAT I DON'T REALLY HATE THEM - I'M REALLY JUST MAD AT ( Read more... )

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WELL IT ISN'T USUALLY IN MY CHARACTER TO LET THINGS GET TO ME (OTHER THAN OUR HERO OF COURSE), BUT LATELY I'VE BEEN WONDERING WHERE THESE ROCKETS REALLY COME FROM. HONESTLY. I SHOULDN'T BE SAYING THIS (IN CASE OUR HERO IS READING), BUT I THINK I'VE SUBCONSCIOUSLY BECOME MORE CONSERVATIVE WITH MY ONCE RELENTLESS ROCKETING FOR FEAR OF ONE DAY RUNNING ( Read more... )

AW MAN, PEOPLE DON'T EVEN LIKE ME ON THE INTERNET. MAYBE 'CUZ MY HANDS ARE LIKE 20LB HAMS, SO TYPING IS KINDA FUNKY.

FUCK YOU EMOTICONS. THERE IS NO EMOTICON FOR HAVING HANDS TOO BIG TYPE!!

*PASTES COMPUTER*...OH SHIT.

DOODY HAS NO FRIENDS.

PLEASE BE DOODY'S FRIEND. DOODY PROMISES NOT TO PASTE YOU.

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Hatred for all mankind

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first paste the chosen one (our hero). This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, horrified by your arrival. Who is this demon straight out of hell? Where did they come from? And why do they ( Read more... )

BECAUSE I SAID SO...VICODIN!!!

A BIG FUCK YOU GOES OUT TO JERGENS FOR NOT MAKING A FACIAL CREAM THAT CAN MOISTURIZE MY FREAKISHLY DISGUSTING AND SENSITIVE SKIN.

ALSO: I NEED TO PASTE SOMEONE. START THE LINE......

HERE: (SIGN UP PLEASE, THIS A DESPERATE CALL)