So I get up early this morning to go do my yearly standardized scan-tron Civics 101 exam*, right ( Read more... )

Dammit, and I just *thought* I hated Emperor Skippy the Wonder Chimp before. Bzzt, wrong:

Shrubby photo-op grounds Katrina relief efforts... literally

So apparently my boss had a kid yesterday (really, she was pregnant and I didn't notice... heh). Anyway, the game during her baby shower a few weeks ago was "Name the Baby." We had to come up with as many boys' names as possible, just using the letters in her name and that of her husband. I won the total name count (yay for Word Poker! Who said ( Read more... )

...could you mention my favorite (cough) systems analyst/marketeer idiot-type cow-irker in your next broadcast? Yeah, see, ok, here's the thing: I was cc:d on something last week at work, and was asked to give my input, which I did. To everyone else who was cc:d on the message. Everybody was happy. Then, today, I found something else related ( Read more... )

Yeah, this is typical of the Fundies, innit? Asshole claims that Islam is an inherently violent and evil religion, then turns around and calls for the assassination of another country's elected leader. Irony, anyone?

Reason #37856 that I'm glad I'm not Christian... I'm not obligated to be embarrassed by this jerk.

Honey, why is there a lion in the back yard?

Best comment about this from a co-worker: "It would seem that the existence of Ted Turner would preclude the need to import asses." XD

Things to do this week ( Read more... )

Well, I was going to summarize my vacation, but I'm lazy tonight. So until I actually feel like writing something real, I shall leave you all (just came back from TX, but I. Will. Not. Say. *That.* So there!) with:

The Gay Necrophiliac Rapist Duck

No, I'm not kidding, either. Uhm, enjoy?

Scripture for you, Sir:

Matthew 6:1-6.

(also works for the more rabid prayer-in-school advocates)

*yawn*

"Al Franken...
...how do you spell 'Al'?"
And I work at a university, where we edumicate people good!
*dies*