35 million? that's it?!? Who gives a crap about the world bank and making little innuendos about us being such a huge supporter of the world bank ( Read more... )

If Columbus had been wrong, I'd have pushed a couple of people off the side of the earth now, folks.

Ketchup.
or
Catsup.

So, with New Years being tomorrow I find myself drowning in offers to make plans. Even without my phone, you Nazi Cingular bastards ( Read more... )

Crayola really should have a crayon called Crappola. And I think it should be a form of red just to throw people off. Or purple ( Read more... )

I'd like to think that I'm as normal as everyone else. But normal people wouldn't have the nutty friends I have ( Read more... )

I'm sure you all know how special the weather has been. I've spent the majority of the past two days being entertained by the hearty at heart that try to make it up the hills on either side of my house. We live in the low spot, so it's been interesting. I've seen cars slide completely sideways down the hill, I've seen ditch'ers, and Mike even ( Read more... )

I'm thinking that I'll always pause during Robin William's rendition of the beginnings of golf ( Read more... )

Anyone else constantly singing 'Happy Chrismahanakwanzakah to you ( Read more... )

.:and if you wanna play:.
1 -- Leave a comment saying you want to be interviewed.
2 -- I will respond; I'll ask you five questions.
3 -- You'll update your journal with my five questions and your five answers.
4 -- You'll include this explanation. (if you want.)
5 -- You'll ask other people five questions when they want to be interviewed.

( ?'s from Chris and Sara )

My mom called Abbey over to hug her after a vegged out dinner in the den. As she did she picked Abbey up from her hindquarters as parents do.
"Abbey, your butt is freezing!"
"I was eating ice, Nana."
Logic that comes from an 8 year old is not quite like the logic the dictionary had in mind.