step 1: be a total copycat ( Read more... )

So where to begin. Hmm, well first and foremost, I told someone I love them this passed week, for the first time in my life I'm in love. Yes, I fell in love online, I am a gay cliche. About 2 or 3 weeks ago, Louis and I were chatting online, and without even thinking I almost typed 'love you' at the end of the conversation. However, I am ( Read more... )

i don't think we get anymore inappropriate than this ( Read more... )

What if...?

I dunno...

Tonight I made an effort to sit myself through the Academy Awards. I'm not quite sure why I watched them because I did watch them in 1999 and also in 2001. And say the same thing then as I did tonight. THe problem is this whole "something old is new again" routine, that I just don't buy into anymore. Let's wait for it to be a bit older than 6 ( Read more... )

Today I did something extremely adventerous; albeit stupid. I broke one of my rules of life, a rule that I thought I could never, ever break.

...I ate something after it's 'Best Before' date...

The worst part is, I checked the 'Best Before' date before I ate it, and then I counciously made a decision to eat it regardless. It was only a couple ( Read more... )

If there is someone on your friends list you would like to take, strip naked, tie them to a bed post, lick them until they scream, then fuck them until both of you are senseless and unable to fuck anymore, then wait about five minutes and do it all over again, then post this exact sentence in YOUR journal.

guess who?

I hate when ppl talk, just so they can hear themselves talk. I hate their big voices and their big ideas and how they want to change everything and talk about how they will change the world with their small ideas, and then when someone actually goes to put those ideas forth (me) they wont' back you up ( Read more... )

(I was a clever little fucker, I came across this story that I wrote in grade 6, it just goes to show that my talent goes back all the way back to at least 1994. Seriously dudes, I wrote Pirates of the Carribean eons before Johnny Depp was even a consideration. I can honestly say I think that that is the one and only time in my life when I ahve ( Read more... )

Today we ate 70 TimBits ( Read more... )