To lighten things up, I give to you my last great joke (or further proof of my assholishness).

Things you will need: 1. a fool
2. imagination
3. an evil streak
4. luck

The most important thing in achieving the ultimate in practical jokes is ( Read more... )

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One of these things shouldn't (but does) belong.
1. Load gift into car.
2. Procure card for gift so that *I* get credit for an amazing gift.
3. pick up suit at dry cleaners
4. put two hockey sticks into car

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Due to the enormous interest generated by my post/poll regarding my (yes, that's my uhh creation) work of art, I'm following up with this post.

*I* was given $50.00 US for the rights to that collage. I was commissioned to fashion that and so I did and now, I am a real artiste (as in one who gets paid to make). If you aren't being paid for your ( Read more... )

I can pinpoint the exact moment that I last was truly happy. And, of course, the only reason that I can capture it is because I took a photo with my cell phone. Below is Game 6 of The West Conference Quarterfinals as my LA Kings took a lead against the Vancouver Canucks.


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Obviously, I have no ability to distinguish art from crap, so I ask, is this (below) art?

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Yesterday, was a near perfect day. But, these days, I don't require as much. Yes, I've matured. The only imperfection was when I woke at 4am, screaming in pain and unable to get back to sleep even with narcotics (i.e. Vicodin, Ultram, etc). These days, I'm used to waking screaming in pain (and it's not from night terrors or anything lame ( Read more... )

So, I had a date last night. FINALLY. And even more importantly, yes, I got to wear sweats ( Read more... )