“The internet’s completely over. I don’t see why I should give my new music to iTunes or anyone else. They won’t pay me an advance for it and then they get angry when they can’t get it. The internet’s like MTV. At one time MTV was hip and suddenly it became outdated. Anyway, all these computers and digital gadgets are no good. They just fill your ( Read more... )

A guy got fired for making this and as a lawyer, I'm offended as it's quite possibly the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

If I am not too lazy, I'll look into helping the guy get his job back.

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This post has nothing to do with my expanding weight due to not being able to exercise.

Yes, yes, it's quite sad and not funny when I start out my blog posts explaining what it is not based on a seemingly random song lyric.

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Yes, that's a lyric.

From a great TV show.

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As a Lost geek devotee, I am amused that I will be representing a S. JAMES FORD in court.

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Edit: I did something rare, geeky (and definitely looserish) as I just changed the title from a video game to a song lyric. In my panic, I forgot MY RULES.
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