No single event is sufficient evidence to judge character. Only with more observations can an appropriate value be assesed and predicted ( Read more... )

1) It's a week until I start school, and I do not yet have a place to live. What should I do ( Read more... )

Well, I finally fixed my last entry so it reads as two separate cuts, and not nonsense. Well, you can be the nonsense judge on this one.

New Years has meant a whole lot to me these past few years. Not just Petra years, but for years before that. Since the turn of the century, I've always done something.
( a few memories )

( 2006 Recap; stolen from the ravishing, the beautiful Noelle Taylor )

I joined Mensa.

On Sunday, I'm being initiated into the Freemasons. "This ritual is called The Paddling of the Swolen Ass- With Paddles."

I think my Tuition bill is paid.

Search google videos or Youtube for "Justin Timberlake SNL Dick in a Box"

It's a delight

"...So if I join the band, and play absolutely superbly, there's a chance she might actually fall in love with me. What do you think ( Read more... )

Anybody know the cheapest way to get Capt. Pasquale and me from Peru, Maine to Halifax, Nova Scotia on September 14th, 2007? I need to know by New Years. My options so far include flying from Manchester on AirCanada; and driving and taking the ferry from Portland to Yarmouth ( Read more... )

...or why a single propane cylander will not explode when heaved into a campfire ( Read more... )

Ok, so some dude in Nova Scotia sent me an e-mail talking about an event he said was chiefly inspired by my unicycle tour of New England, and also the cool-ass website my brother made up for me. His opus is Ride The Lobster, an 800km relay race from southern Nova Scotia to the top. $10,000 prize money (I assume canadian?) with 20 teams competing ( Read more... )

My computer's in Florida getting repaired... or so I hope. It needs a few minor repairs. But, starting the night I put it in the box, I've felt astoundingly prolific. I mean, I'm writing jokes, and drum beats, and stories, and, well, stuff like this. Furthermore, I have my novel on that computer, and there's about half a page and a few corrections ( Read more... )