HEY MEGALOMANIAC!
YOUR NO JESUS!
YEAH, YOUR NO FUCKING ELVIS!
WASH YOUR, HANDS CLEAN OF YOURSELF, MANIAC!
STEP DOWN!
STEP DOWN!

the video of this song has pictures of hitler all over the place. so then i got curious:

meg-a-lo-ma-ni-a: a mental disorder characterized by delusions of grandeur, wealth, power, etc.

it all makes sense now.

yay for ithaca! much skateboarding! and me and sis went and saw "supersize me". that was so hilarious. it was about mcdonalds and how it makes people fat and stuff, and remember the lawsuits against mcdonalds? well they were thrown out because the people couldnt prove that the mcdonalds was the reason for their obesity. so this guy, he's 6'4" and ( Read more... )

i delivered at pasquals today. it. kicked. ass. no cooking, no cleaning, just drive around. i made $28 in tips. that increases my pay check for this week by about....65%. it was much fun ( Read more... )

last night just after i got off of work, this guy comes out and i say "have a good night" and all. so as he's walking towards his car, he stoppes, turns around, and says, "dont get married". "umm...ok, i'll consider that...". "no really, what are you 16, 17? yes? dont get married until your about 38. they're all cunts, just the names and faces ( Read more... )

THE PEPSI PLAY FOR A BILLION sweepstakes ( Read more... )

there is a chance i may be purchising a motor vehicle. excuse me for a second...*does a little dance*.....back. its a bit of a long shot, but heres the funny thing. when my dad says "do you really think you need a car?" i could honestly say "yes! i definatly am going to need a car this summer!" heres the thing. no chance in hell of me using "my ( Read more... )

today at work ( Read more... )

i got burned at work today. not so odd, i get burned almost every day at work. usually on the pizza oven. well, i did that too. but also this. i got splashed with hot grease. hot=400º. and splash doesnt mean spray. splash. a little wave of grease. luckily it hit mostly my clothes (not so lucky for my clothes) except on my left arm where there is ( Read more... )

for those of you that dont know, the harry potter books are as follow ( Read more... )

i want those 4 hours of my life back! today was a total and utter waste of a day. fucking practice SAT shit. i started it around 5 after i got home and ate something etc. including taking a brief break between sections to just not be working for a few minutes, i finished around 9. what the fuck! i'm never doing another one of those on a school day ( Read more... )