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[solitary_ground]

If yo go shopping with Deirdre and even look at something with interest she completely pounces on you. "Do you like that?? Do you want that!? I'LL GET IT FOR YOU!!"

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[onestepfromhell]

I wolf-whistle! In a joking way. Because seriously would be so very wrong and illegal.

[solitary_ground]

Yeah, let's try and NOT do wrong and illegal if we can. (Besides, Deirdre already wolf-whistled me when she made me try it on and said 'I'd hit that' because she's Deirdre.)

[onestepfromhell]

I am in total agreement. (Don't you just hate how she can get away with that?)

[solitary_ground]

Good. Non-incesty times are the best times. (I think it's because she's louder than anyone else in the world who might object.)

[ruinsofworlds]

Your tits are falling out. Maybe you need a bigger size.

[solitary_ground]

Trust you to notice that. You wanna come measure me then, sweetie?

[ruinsofworlds]

Still trying to whore yourself out to me?

[solitary_ground]

Of course I am. How could I possibly resist your gentlemanly charms, Rico? If you weren't locked up in a box I'm sure you'd be sweeping the ladies out there right off their feet with those sweet words of yours ♥