1) I'm gonna change my journal name, I think, to my subject line. "Orbit Sugarless Gum is Crap". Could they sue me for that? Is it libelous? I don't think so because TRUTH is an absolute defense to a libel charge ( Read more... )

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OK...so I drank the "Prison Break" kool-aid and used a gift certificate to get Season One on DVD.

Hello....my name is Dude. I love Prison Break.

**I am only 2/3 or the way through the first season, so no spoilers please?

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Hey all. Just figured out today that my LJ comments have been going into the SPAM folder for about a week. I know I'm not always the best at responding to comments, but for the last week, it hasn't been my fault ( Read more... )

After consultation with my inner circle (my own private Politburo if you'll have it...and you'd better have it) I have decided that I will take suggestions for journal topics. Believe it or not, there has been some slight protestation (ok...whining) that I post too erratically ( Read more... )

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1) I just watched a video of a monkey(who had achieved the rank of black belt in Karate) do a spinning round kick over his head, demonstrate proper self defense techniques against a choke hold from behind and break a two inch piece of pine in half with a knife hand strike. Am I having a good day? I am now ( Read more... )

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Every member of my friend's list will be getting a little something special in the mail ( Read more... )

Chicks who wear running shorts that have writing on the ass? That's hot. I don't care what it says (although I'll do my best to read it) it is sexy ( Read more... )

1) I fight people with sock puppets on a professional level ( Read more... )

A nine foot rat snake was removed from my country house by my wife's new best friend from a local pest control company. She may have blown him to get him to remove the snake. That's fine with me at this point ( Read more... )

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Safety tip: Do not drive a riding lawnmower directly through a bee hive

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